Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"We have to get more buckets!"
Your room, Your Royal Highness.
If it was a normal evening,
That'd be easier if there was something remotely amusing to watch.
- But like many of her subjects... - Turn it up.
That's not good.
And your courage in rising above it was remarkable.
It was always a daft idea. It was always going to backfire.
Which is why I'd favor the royal family being kept out of sight,
Come on.
that would restore the royal family to their rightful place
Bring her over.
We are being filmed watching television.
"Last night, the nation tuned in as one to watch a documentary
So...
I owe you an apology.
A painting.
It was really quite funny,
The smoke and the mirrors,
Do you mind?
Although the Queen and Prince Philip are often separated from their children,
we would reflect on how tirelessly they toil,
- His Royal Highness the Duke of... - Not me, I'm afraid.
Oh.
We deserve to be paid properly.
Yes, ma'am.
I like to think I understand television as well as anyone in the country.
It helps. No...
Well, no one quite knows the answer.
...the Queen's private residence in the Highlands of Scotland.
She was never a mother.
One of Her Majesty's favorite pastimes
Now, you might be wondering why no one is sitting down.
The Duke of Edinburgh's mother, Princess Alice of Greece and Denmark.
Actually, he did mention travel.
It's not quite so simple. Some of them aren't ours to sell.
That is all about to change.
No genuine sapphire is that size.
Is that the most recent shot list?
- Princess Anne, for the interview? - Yes, sir. Right this way.
which is a darn sight more than Mr. Wilson and his...
We'll capture some of your conversations with the staff.
the royal family faces in surviving on the existing allowance.
Thank you. We'll be back with Meet the Press...
calling my criticism unpatriotic, treasonous...
It doesn't matter. He'll come and visit you soon.
Slow in here.
Well, what do they want? Tell me. It's all any of us want to know.
the mystery and the protocol,
A mental asylum?
I'm John Armstrong from The Guardian. Could we have an interview?