Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The best we've come up with so far is ritual and mystery.

May the Lord protect you.

A robust response.

"The only thing awe-inspiring about this lot

What does that mean?

Doctors inflicted untold horrors on her,

which is critical as a public relations exercise.

Sadly, that was not what they got.

I owe my political life to it.

- Your Majesty. - Yes.

This is like some kind of nightmare Christmas.

It's been a great honor, Your Majesty.

I'm in New York on the Muhammad Ali story,

Gents, over here.

We have uncles that embarrass us, Christmases to endure.

A favorite destination is Balmoral Castle...

So, my dear, how can I help you?

we have cameras crawling all over the place.

is the size of their over-inflated sense of self-entitlement...

- I've spoken to Colonel Adeane. - Yes.

The lengths they go to!

because then I was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

It's jolly powerful that light, isn't it?

How long will that take?

the fact that she's grandmother to our future king is.

has had a great deal of interest from overseas broadcasters.

- Bubbikins? - Yes.

Well, I've always been an ardent supporter of the monarchy,

And I'll sort of just chat about preparations.

are you sure? absolutely

But having this mother-in-law to stay can only be a blessing."

If we can get an endorsement.

The Queen Mother, too, carries out many public engagements.

and the military has assumed control of the city and the country.

The treatment they gave you was barbaric.

and created more good than the rest of us.

Ah, you see? It works.

That watching them travel from castle to castle,

- Television is good for normal people. - But that was the whole point.

but she also got rave reviews in every newspaper in the world,

- Darling, shush. - It needs £200 for the roof.

and an appeal to the British taxpayer for a pay rise at a time like this,

I gather the BBC plans to repeat it in three weeks' time.

Now, we have a lot to catch up on, not least a military coup in Athens.