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The minute she hears my soulful voice, boom!
Well, maybe you should have thought of that
Yes! I love you, mom. Aw.
Where's all your nerd stuff for me to stomp on?
I didn't sign up for this! You smush for once.
¶ on the inside, I cry
Yeah, not gonna happen.
Because I'm the dream pusher,
Barry: (screams) no!
Your toy's 100 bucks!
(engine revs) ¶ trying to get away
I LOVE you
But in the end, uh, my voice totally shines through.
They're $1 a packet.
Duh. I want to be famous.
Sweet god, my life now has meaning.
Both: No!
We didn't understand each other and had nothing in common.
Let me pipe in here, mur.
Actively destroy her dreams. Thank you so much.
(sighs)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn it.
Erica: What the...
The russians.
And never say that again.
Which isn't totally soundproof.
Even better, I won't even take 10%.
April fools'! Oh, balls!
Barry asked me to come here
I told him to bring his best. Why would I suggest that?
You don't need to know the details.
You parents maybe made me question
So, basically, you're a sham.
Here. For your demo.
Well, it can't be me! I'm the loving, supportive one.
But they end up becoming waitresses or dog walkers or music teachers.
That is a horrible deal for him.
Tries to smush you down,
¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say