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♪ And a big-ass jar of LSD ♪
Where's my condom?
- Oh! Ugh! Oh, my God! - Get up here.
- She gave it to me! It's mine.
- So we'll stop by in the morning at the office
- It's not fair! I don't like doing laundry!
Screw it.
- That's cool. - I've always wanted one.
- Uh, actually, officer, we can explain. Go!
[laughs] Yeah!
- I know. Your hair smells delicious,
- Well, there's only one way out of here.
No! Oh, come on. Why?
♪ Yep, gettin' high ♪
- Hey, guys. It's me.
- It is that big. Deal with it.
Guys, wait. Wipe your feet.
Let me get in there, Blake. - Get on in here.
- You're that punk bitch Danny!
- We're actually upholding, like, a very,
♪♪
- I don't know what you mean, Vern.
So we got our Nice Mike over there.
- Yeah. - Yeah, we're just going up.
- You could go there and rage!
Retail subrip by jeem.
- Oh! - Ugh!
- Oh, my God! - I can prevent AIDS with this!
- Hey! Who deleted last week's episode of Bones?
- That's so nice of the other dudes supporting him-
- You want me to watch you blow them?
- Santa, Santa, where are you?
- [whispering] Where's the clicker?
If we go over there now,
- If you must know,
It's just STDs run in my family,
if you guys were dead.
Oh, you want this? - Yeah.
- Whatever, man.
- ♪ Su-su-superman ♪
You want some of my money? There's a dollar.
[hip-hop music]
Now, Alice is over there. She's real drunk.
- Go on. Go on!