Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Get it in there. Get it in there.

- This is why I never should've married an Italian.

Ders is looking like a bald old woman.

What is this? What is this?

to cover my dick and my balls.

- Hi, can I help you?

and I need an XL condom to package the whole thing.

This is somebody's home.

- My dad looks exactly like Michael Chiklis.

I thought this would be the perfect place

Like, back in our day, it was like,

- There was whole spread!

- Oh, please. Would you stop with the paranoia now?

- Smells like my dad's bathroom.

- Uh... - I'm good. I'm good.

We can Ernest Saves Christmas this situation!

- I can't be Leonardo,

turtles, ninjas, mutant...teenagers.

Party, dude. - Yes.

- Yes! - I got it! I got it!

- Oh, I just chewed it with my, uh, vampire teeth.

Let's go smoke weed about it right now.

- Dude, I wish I was on that thing!

How do you think about that?

Ah! The brakes!

- I have the dirtiest room, anyway.

- Are you looking for Mr. Walker's pool party?

- Really? - Oh, yeah.

- Oh! You used to consider her our daughter.

And we had to dunk some fools, man.

- Turtle power!

- I am the human missile crisis!

- Light it, light it!

- I gotta do it! No, no. I gotta do this!

- That's 100% who you are.

We're locked in here.

[tires screech] - Goddamn punks.

You are Leonardo till death... - Yes, you are.