Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I flew in from turkmenistan
Dad, that is genius, but I need some advice.
They're nothing compared to you.
Memory cells:
Flotus1 is first lady
- You can catch up. - Gifted!
- You're always apologizing. - Just tell me what you want!
"Dear fellow organic gardening enthusiasts,
It will always be my first kiss.
and drag her into a cave?
Oh, I could kiss you.
But before I was who I am today,
An F?!
I remember it like it was yesterday.
Damn.
- Is anyone here? - Whatever.
An F. An F!