Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to sing the original, unabridged

I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles.

Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?

We, uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.

Things aren't that bad.

I may have been naughty this year.

I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.

I had a neck injury.

Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.

Can it really be Christmas

And-a one and-a two...

They're pretty bad.

I pooped my tights.

All is forgiven, Simpsons.

Albertson’s Radio Advertising Just Doesn’t Get It

Always dumb as potatoes.

♪ We'll go out to eat ♪

I'm promotin' you to Toy Inspector.

Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad. Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad.

Now to take care of the witnesses.

But as for Christmas trees, I used to love them,

Release the hounds I’ll be here any minute

For years I've been giving out free toys

Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.

Okay. You got me.