Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I had a neck injury.

I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.

Things aren't that bad.

For years I've been giving out free toys

I want to sing the original, unabridged

Always dumb as potatoes.

Can it really be Christmas

Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad. Things aren't bad. Manners aren't bad. Reasons aren't bad. Times aren't bad. Choices aren't bad. Possessions aren't bad. Places aren't bad. People aren't bad.

But as for Christmas trees, I used to love them,

I pooped my tights.

I may have been naughty this year.

Now to take care of the witnesses.

All is forgiven, Simpsons.

Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.

Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas?

I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles.

I'm promotin' you to Toy Inspector.

Albertson’s Radio Advertising Just Doesn’t Get It

♪ We'll go out to eat ♪

We, uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.

Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.

And-a one and-a two...

They're pretty bad.

Release the hounds I’ll be here any minute

Okay. You got me.