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Mom, turn your head that way.
We're both playing the same game. I-I totally get it.
- It's not tobacco. - I realize it's not tobacco,
♪♪ [ Holds High Note]
Now, Frank, give me that hundred bucks you were excited to give me for my psychic.
That dirty hoor.
Charlie, I can't do this. Skip to the money part, all right?
He might actually be a good doctor.
Do you feel it? Do you feel the spirit?
Hi! Hey, Mac's here. He brought his laundry, so-
What you have there, my friend, that's sailor's rot.
No. Sorry. What was I supposed to do?
I didn't want to give you that hundred bucks.
It's all a big scam, okay? Yeah.
Look at all the money these people are giving to the church.
[ Softly] Oh, hi.
We're asking for extra donations...
You're telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday...
in the form of a bowl of crackers, and then you proceed to just eat the man?
Tell you what. Property taxes- paying for what you already own? Now that's a scam.
All right. Have a good time.
We were trying to raise money to get it fixed.
♪ We are Dr. Jinx;
I think he sprayed me with Miracle-Gro.
Oh. Whoa.
Yeah, or I think of an Indian guy.
When you was in Kensington, did you have intercourse...
[ Voices Speaking Backwards]
♪ Oh, we want me funk ♪
[ Clicks Tongue ] Well, I'll tell you, guys.
Give me money. Money me. Money Now. Me a money needing a lot now.
It's been very, very nice. You know, the weddings, the quinceafieras.
I want to see if I can knock some emotion loose.
♪ We want the funk ♪
And give me some money for the baskets. I'm not giving you money.
You can't smoke in here.
I d0n't know why I have to wear all this makeup and wear a bald cap.
Property taxes, paying for what you already own? Now, that's a scam.
Oh, yeah! VVhoa, ho, ho.
you have a pork chop bone in your left pocket,
It's a pretty good one. It's effective.
[ Chuckles ]
Can I talk to you for a second? Why are you here, honestly?
No. I have- Don't worry about it.