Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I foolishly agreed to accompany my wife on an extreme-sports calendar shoot.
Helps keep your bangers in check.
As long as she doesn't find out what goes on here.
Yeah, not with me, you're not. He's got a sword.
- Thought it was a quiet night in with Lester. - A quiet night in? Ha-ha!
Come on!
Come on, Bollo, let me in. For old times' sake. Please?
"Can you see it now?"
Yeah... I'm fine, thanks. I don't think I can sit cross-legged by candlelight,
I went on one a couple of weeks ago. It was amazing. I bounced as high as my own head!
- Forget it. I'm over you. - Care to bounce?
So when I went for an eye test the optician said, "Can you see the Great Wall of China?"
- Not that old business. That was years ago. - Years ago?
♪ Bouncy, bouncy Ooh, such a good time
- Who's this joker? - Howard Moon. It's my party. It's my birthday.
- You're not having a good time? - You're picking up on that?
- What are you doing, then? - What he's been doing to me for six months.
Unbelievable! I've never been chucked in my entire life, now I'm being chucked by you!
- Who is he? - I will never tell you.
- You're gonna fall. ...given me the keys.
- Will I? See you? - Yeah.
marrying an extreme-sports calendar model.
They're not expensive and work just as well.
- I've got a Chick Corea album to show you. - I used to vomit on Chick Corea for money.
- Hey... - You're one hot shape!
Some people go, "Ah, look at the moon."
This is your basic cauldron. If you haven't got one, don't worry.
- Hi, Bollo. - No.
- Sorry, what did you say? - An extreme-sports calendar model.
Just in a cupboard with an extreme-sports model? I don't think so!
Why, Vince? Why did you do it?
Ah, there you are, you prancing kingfisher. Prepare to die!
- It's 5:45. - Lester Corncrake came straight from work.