Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Should we move to the bedroom? - There's no time for that.

It's like my testicles mixed pop rocks and soda.

Yeah, now we just make fun of people like that.

- Hey, you wanna go play Battleship? - Hit!

Two days straight!

I mean, we couldn't even get it up to go on our big trip.

trying to stave off divorce.

- We still have firsts. - Of course we do.

- Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. - Oh, yeah. Me, too.

until Ted moves his mojo into the bedroom.

I'm so glad your roommates are out of town.

And if going slow is what it takes to make this happen, I say, bring it on.

Especially now that Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.

Is that not an internationally recognized term for sex?

For me, all those firsts happened within 48 hours of meeting Victoria,

- Or we could just stay home. - Maybe watch some TV?

And you know what? I actually feel closer to you now.

What up! Freeze frame, high five!

Yeah. Or we could do it tonight.

No! No, don't answer it.