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It's good overtime.
Oh, my God.
Look what you did to my Lexus!
Make that as thick as you can. As thick as you can.
But she didn't, right? What does that tell you about your app?
No, I just finished a procedure.
I suppose I'll call you.
That's okay. You know, work's important.
Come on.
If he dies before he's supposed to, it'll break the curse!
I'm gonna use the ladies' room.
Is it this one?
Courtney?
I'm officially a nurse.
This is gonna work.
because that app said she was gonna die in nine minutes,
I love you, Jordan.
That's not too bad. You're pretty tough though, right?
Well, you can't.
Dude, seriously?
You need any help?
Just so you know, whatever you thought Joe and I were doing the other night,
Hey. Look at me.
Fine.
My mom,
Now we're in.
Wait. Here.
No, that's not it.
And I mean the type of crazy where I just found out I'm gonna die,
There's asbestos and lead, and God knows what.
Somebody help me!
Please don't tell me you're still worried about that stupid app.
We get it, Liz, you're vegan.
I thought...
For what?
Mostly just texting and Facebook.
right up until the exact moment the gypsy predicted he would die.
Something in your eyes says you're a normal, completely sane person.
Get off of me!
Okay. What if we go somewhere else?
Correct. I got this.
All right. You got 15 minutes. Phone?
Because an app told you you only have one day to live?
Or don't. It's up to you.
Great. All right. We'll pick you up Saturday.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
I wanna know. What's it called?
It was Kate's...
The kid from 237.
All right. We're on Yelp. Doc's Wireless.
Seriously? The Countdown app, where it tells you when you're gonna die?
I wanted to thank you for helping my sister.
Okay. Fine. Just one minute.
and that Dr. Sullivan is this integral...
You just lost yourself a customer, smart-ass.
my little brother, Jeff, got really sick.
Let's just walk to my house.
Quinn! What are you gonna do? Quinn!
- That's literally all it says. - Awesome!
My mom.
you are a lot chestier than your profile pic.
we're gonna go lay some fresh flowers up on your ma's grave.
Please don't say that.
I ran six miles this morning. How many did you run?