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Me too.
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
Here are your messages.
I'm Bryan.
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
Strike two!
What are you queens doin' in our car?
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek
Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
It's too soon. It must be you.
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
Anyway, I have my own office...
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
Trollops!
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
In your dreams, babe.
You know what, guys?
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
and Elvis a new chew toy.
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
That's nice. Your little brother.
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
Forgot to put on a happy face.
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
to the senior vice president of operations.
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
I know. My timing is off.
Dude!
The wind is broken, man
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
Occasionally...
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.
But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
Sure.
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
I think it's another guy.
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
Hi, Mommy.
Well, she's not here right now.
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
Or the new moon
No way!
That is on...
I should've been nicer to her.
Very impressive.
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
What?
due to a receding profit margin.
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
Thank you for telling me personally.
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
Someone we know?
We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
Did you burn something?
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
All right, bye.
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant