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Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
and Elvis a new chew toy.
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
Hi, Mommy.
It's too soon. It must be you.
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
In your dreams, babe.
Anyway, I have my own office...
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
That is on...
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
What?
That's nice. Your little brother.
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
I'm Bryan.
Trollops!
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
Dude!
Occasionally...
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
Forgot to put on a happy face.
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
Someone we know?
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
You know what, guys?
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
I think it's another guy.
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
Strike two!
Sure.
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
All right, bye.
due to a receding profit margin.
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
I know. My timing is off.
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.
Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek
Me too.
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
Very impressive.
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
Did you burn something?
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
Or the new moon
Thank you for telling me personally.
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
Well, she's not here right now.
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
The wind is broken, man
Here are your messages.
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
to the senior vice president of operations.
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
What are you queens doin' in our car?
I should've been nicer to her.
No way!
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.