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We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
I'm Bryan.
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
and Elvis a new chew toy.
But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
Occasionally...
That's nice. Your little brother.
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
The wind is broken, man
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek
Sure.
Anyway, I have my own office...
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
Someone we know?
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
That is on...
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
It's too soon. It must be you.
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
due to a receding profit margin.
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
In your dreams, babe.
Very impressive.
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
Me too.
You know what, guys?
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
Hi, Mommy.
No way!
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
to the senior vice president of operations.
Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
Forgot to put on a happy face.
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
Dude!
All right, bye.
I should've been nicer to her.
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
What?
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
I think it's another guy.
Strike two!
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
Here are your messages.
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
Or the new moon
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
Thank you for telling me personally.
Trollops!
I know. My timing is off.
What are you queens doin' in our car?
Did you burn something?
Well, she's not here right now.
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?