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But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
I'm Bryan.
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
Or the new moon
What are you queens doin' in our car?
You know what, guys?
No way!
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
Well, she's not here right now.
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
That's nice. Your little brother.
Thank you for telling me personally.
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
What?
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
Did you burn something?
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
Sure.
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
I think it's another guy.
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
Forgot to put on a happy face.
- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
Hi, Mommy.
to the senior vice president of operations.
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
All right, bye.
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
Very impressive.
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
Dude!
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
due to a receding profit margin.
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
The wind is broken, man
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
That is on...
In your dreams, babe.
It's too soon. It must be you.
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
Trollops!
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
Someone we know?
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.
Occasionally...
and Elvis a new chew toy.
I know. My timing is off.
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
Me too.
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
Here are your messages.
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
Anyway, I have my own office...
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
Strike two!
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek
I should've been nicer to her.