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- What's goin' on? - Nothing.
Guard it with your life, and leave receipts for whateveryou take.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark
Strike two!
But for now, why don't you just go to your room?
You tell me. You’re Maître d'
and I won't have to interface with anybody, and get tan.
- And foryou, sir? - White wine spritzer.
Look at his eyes. Poor dude
But if that interests you, it can be arranged.
But wasn't that your car I saw at Clown Dog? Whitewalls and stuff?
Yeah, right. We go and say, "Excuse me. We left money on our dead baby-sitter."
And, everyone, the highlight of our fashion extravaganza.
I've had about enough ofyour lip, missy.
Now who the fukk you know that drives, and it better be a ice cream man who drives a 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's
In your dreams, babe.
So, Bryan, when do the grunion run?
Next, you get to scrape the spitballs off the drive-through window...
Okay, this is your office. Mine's through the archway.
Kenny will watch Zack, Melissa will watch Walter, And I'll have Mom's car.
Katrin,Katrin,Katrin Thank You, Katrina
Hey, look. I don't have all day.
What are you queens doin' in our car?
Here is a normal waiter's uniform, but I was thinking of changing the color.
All the guys that I've dated have been boys.
- What is that sound? - There's something up there.
We keep this up, we're never gettin' out of school, man.
Sure.
Mr. lady-hitter, Mr. hit the momma and the baby sister, Mr. creep to the house while you out and hit the baby-sitter, What? You don't wanna mess with me Mr. like jaw-shaker, Mr. always been bad, Mr. always wanna tag, Mr. like umm law-breaker, ugh
I had to work late okay? You still shoulda fukkin call bitch
Dude!
Back then it was safe. But times, they are a-changin
Did you burn something?
I should've been nicer to her.
Me too.
There's also a list of instructions, and the phone number in Australia.
Here are your messages.
I think it's another guy.
It's too soon. It must be you.
Hi, Mommy.
Well Bruce I am the executive level assistant
You know what, guys?
Until you lay it out on a spreadsheet, the market analysis is too amorphous.
Did you get stuck finishing the fat vats?
Well, she's not here right now.
- Going out tomorrow night's great. - Then why not tell me where you work?
Mr. wear a condom Or should I say Mr. Latex, Never go bare I don't care Mr. call me like safe sex Mr. Silkk Or should I say Mr. I'ma shock the world If you can't find your old lady Mr. I got your girl Mr. Versache wear Mr. I got you there Mr. infared Where ever the dot go Mr. I'm gonna pop you there, Mr., Mr., Mr. who I be, If you can't call me MR. DON'T CALL ME!
Whenever we're not alone or I'm on the phone and I askyou something--
Or the new moon
you really have to have a battle plan all ready...
What?
to the senior vice president of operations.
- What's this lady's problem? - I'm scared.
That's nice. Your little brother.
Nemo fish is screaming! To! You!
Thank you for telling me personally.
Everything's gonna be great when you're gone.
What did she do copy it from a resume book?
- We're going to be out of a job. - What?
Man, I'm gonna hole the fukk up at Gumbo's Crib Oh really? that's real brotherly!
No way!
due to a receding profit margin.
I know. My timing is off.
Occasionally...
Trollops!
I'd respect your privacy ifyou weren't so secretive.
Do people always tell you How young you look young?
I'm sorry if I acted like a bitch the other night at Clown Dog...
She's supposed to move up to be my executive administrative assistant.
I'm Bryan.
Yeeeah Buddy It's a Bomb ass Entertainment Center
- Good evening, Mrs. Crandell. - You look great.
Don't wander off because I want you to meet my boss.
I did not embezzle it, i borrowed it You ain't borrowed a motherfukkkin thing you vanilla white chocolate milkshake ass freak hoe bitch
Very impressive.
All right, bye.
and Elvis a new chew toy.
And you guys kept this secret from me, nice try full Nah, let's cut the bullshit, you knew this was comin', don't even trip
The wind is broken, man
She went to the yarn store …yeah.
Someone we know?
"I'm right on top of that, Rose." Anything else my love? Anything for you! -Joel
Look i was gonna put the money back after my next paycheck, but we can't afford all this shit We can't take this shit back, they run out like Hot Cakes and Apple Pies from Mac Donald's
That is on...
Fukk what, these hoes be like scandelous I don't understand it Niggas be riding by my SEL some of these hoes be like man it When Silkk be at the crib counting my stack up Banging my sack up you hoes better back up before I leave you jacked up
- Mother? - She seems very nice.
Anyway, I have my own office...
A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one will know, right?
Forgot to put on a happy face.
Yeah, they're fine. Everything's fine.
Lil Bo Peep, Look Like U Lost Yo Fukkin Sheep With cha Bitch Ass Ya Weak, You So Fukkin Weak, And You's a Fukkin Freak and a Fleek