Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How humiliating. I love it.

I'm a whiz on the computer...

to create a fun and sexy look for the teenage girl.

It wasn't your damn money, it was my money

You'll need to rent a banquet hall. You do have enough in petty cash, right?

YouTube rots your brains

- I can not believe it. - Oh, that's very funny

and go sit behind a desk for eight hours and miss Oprah every day of my vacation.

I'm not sure what I want my life to be yet.

Nigga wouldcha stop serving us around?, You ain't no fukkin Dorothy Parker, getcha ass in this 6-4 trunk Nigga how boutcha getcha Manny the Mammoth ass in this damn 6-4 trunk

First of all, the name tags have gotta go.

Our summer of freedom is going to be a winter prison if I don't get some help.

She was my moon goddess

a child you hired.

in bold black-and-turquoise stripes, black tights and high-top sneakers.

I wasn't there. I should have been. I mean, not on the roof.

But you promised

THE DECK IS DONE MAN

Dishes are done, man

- Thanks, guys. Bye. - Anytime.

She's already dead, you moron!

Oh, wow. Really?

Oh, I'm sure everything will be taken care of.

Sue Ellen, this is Gus Brandon, vice president of marketing.

thanks for your advice

Nothing. I just know what you mean.

We will clean up the party.

God fukkin damn it man, i done already toldcha the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk's wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch, hit the fukkin' button, nigga

What was he doing listening to T.R.U's CD's? Stop hating on T.R.U., Master P, Silkk, C-Murder, Big ED, King George and Calli G are dope lyricists from 3rd Ward Calliope, New Orleans and Richmond California

If you can do this motherfukka, Let's get a 20, Fukk white zig zags I need some brown stickys I mean that swisha go good with that dank, Niggas be gettin fukked up in my hood like they smokin crank, But we not we gettin higher than fire, But I won't stop smokin dank till I retire

When you talk, you ruin it. You can't talk unless you stop.

Finish the presentation.

GROW UP, CAROLYN!

She said she didn't have any family, so this is--

Hey, who are you? Where's that other broad, Mona?

on hiring a teenager to gain market perspective.

Where did this come from? Black and Blue, whatchu don't like the motherfukka?

I’m right on top of that, Russ.

Don't mention it.

We agreed we're not exclusive

Sugar and spice!

So do you believe me now? Or are you just going to believe some kid?

We can't take this motherfukka back to Black and Blue, everything's free there Everything's free in that motherfukka, We Got the Hook-Up, holla if you hear me

- Right Now - If you need money, ask me first

I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark.

First and fifteenth of every month. Is that it?

God, you take these things so personally.

The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L

No. I was just wondering why they would come all this way to bring a chili dog.

The buyer from Saks is looking for you.

Let's go to my place. I'll rip off my mom's MasterCard again.

- I don't want Mom to come home. - I don't either.

I need a copy of the Bob's Big Boy account figures.

She was my moon goddess

- Hi, Zach. - Hi.

You gotta squeeze the fat out of those burgers better.

I brought this Jell-O mold just in case you needed one.

I haven't quite decided on that yet.

The URL goes in the field called "URL"

Shut up. I am in deep shit.

Better get your ass out there, Mrs. Crandell.

The Dishes are done man

Yeah, my mom left us with this deranged Mary Poppins.

Just forget about her. She's not worth it.

- Come on. - Yeah, Right!

So they don't, like, do it together?

My mom doesn't want us to use her Volvo while she's away.

Who does not want ...

Give me a break

Rose, I have an idea.

No. I couldn't. It's an improvement.

You're having a party?

We've been mutually un-exclusive for the last seven months.

You bought her a diamond?

God fukkin damn it man, i done already the name shit it ain't legal man open the motherfukkin' gate, cuzz Do yo damn job, nigga and hit that button, fukk is wrong witcha, ain't nobody's bitch, bitch

Taxes are done, man.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

And Rose loves her. She's not going to care.

Thanks for helping out.

Yeah, my dad left us with this deranged Peter Pan!

What did she do, copy it from a résumé book?

I don't see there being any dilemma with that at all.

Well as usual, your brother's proven he's not the least bit involved with this family.

Well we don't have any choice Any choice? Shit We got thousands fukkin millions of choices

- Shit. - What?

Ya I don't know why you treat me so motherfukkin bad You ain't gonna realize whats you got till its gone, thats real, You gets no lovin bae

being ugly to our Buick! That Bodicussy Buick wasn't even ours, it was Mrs. Sturak's grumpy, scary, stankin ass ride

- The naked shrimp is to die from. - Right. Yum.

Park it yourself Metallic breath!

Basically, you're the hub of our communication network.

If that's how you wanna play me then me you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone You knew i had you livin plush in the cut everytime i wanted you to dick you out you told me don't rush then i need your ass then bye bitch

Yeah, Europe again.

You've got to get something better on her than that.

I can't believe you're doing this to me. A baby-sitter?

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