Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could have planned my dinner better.
You're shiny.
Gosh, Sue Ellen.
Motherfukka was you wait for me to turn into a butterfly? Deja Vu
You're the one I want to listen to beautiful music with.
It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money.
What Was He Doing in South Central, Kenny? It’s A Long Story and You Gonna Laugh Your Ass When I Tell You This
- They'll definitely call Mom. - She'll blame us
Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags?
No, wait. I can't.
- What did you do to yourself? - We'll talk about it in the morning.
I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
- the nurse? - Yeah
You wanna go and watch for 'em? It happens really fast.
Man your trays.
Happy Birthday DANNY!
- Take a look. - I don't know. This is risky
Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the baby-sitter.
- Is this your résumé? - Yeah.
Dishes are done, man.
You're gonna have to get off those things.
Whetheryou thinkyou can push us around or not...
- That's why I really miss you. - Our last model is Becky.
This is going to triple our profit margin.
I fell off the roof.
Taxes they took half of my money away for taxes damn it Shit who's give a motherfukk about the motherfukkin taxes you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone so quit that jaw jackin bullshit
- General Apparel West. - Thanks for the roses.
What are you doing with it? What is Carolyn doing with it?
I should've cooperated.
I can't be the hub of your communication network.
- SpaghettiOs. - Okay.
At least it gives you some extra cash.
Welcome, everyone.
Jury duty service is done man
Is that everything?
I'm looking for Walter Crandell.
I see nothing but dollar signs
I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00?
Fine.
Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth--
Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss.
- Go long. - Thanks. Awesome.
- And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it.
He wants her to see his sheep ranch.
I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there?
- No. - Get down from there.
The Interns are Done Man
You gotta put chili on those Clown Dogs, and keep it movin'.
I can do anything. I'm a free woman
Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out.
Well did you yell at him?
Shit, and I loved that damn car Man Zach and I don't no fukks if you loved that bitch ass car
None of them?, you'd have to bribe them? God motherfukkin damn right, yeah, I'd have to bribe these niggas
Shit, I Loved That Car Man I Don't Give a Fukk If You Loved That Bitch Ass Car, We Drive 6-4 Impalas, LS 400, LX 450 and Cadillacs Round Here, Freak Hoe Bitch
our executive staff and our advertising people.
Let me show you one more thing.
- Where you park your. car.. - Garage?
Home run! Way to go!
But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right?
- Yes, of course. - Do you think you can handle the job?
Slow down for me, a-you moving too fast My fingers keep slipping, I'm tryna grip that ass Keep being hard-headed and I'ma make you get on me Got human enough disguise but my face is a doggy
You'll have about 1 2 seconds.
- How much was it? - It was a chip.
I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date.
- It's just a job. - But I need this job.
That doesn't make up foryour irresponsibility.
Dishes are done, man!
Halloween candy rots your brains!
I couldn't fit it in my schedule.
This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen.
Hot Fried Catfish Grease that is, we'll wake up from a coma with burns, scratches, scrapes and bruises Damn right, Ma's a crazy bitch huh?
We're saving the ambulance people a trip, right?
who's suing $8823823328328328 for protocol? me.
I'm outta here.
We don't need an adult around telling us when to eat, sleep and vacuum, right?
This is going to save our collective asses. It's fabulous.
No way.
When your older sister found out that you got Ghetto D from the slangers
When was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh?
She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids? Hmmm
Look, Mrs. Sturak.
I'm going to miss you.
My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect.
I just wish that you can respect my privacy, that is all
- Petty cash? - Cash box is in your locked drawer.
Happy birthday, Jennifer!! Remember, put on a happy face!
We'll stop and get you an ice-cream cone, okay?
Well bring it on then vanilla milkshake, cool whip, chocolate bunny freak hoe bitch. You sure?, cuz I’ll, literally, smack, the, shit, out, of, you, too, period
just one fukkin bag of Chester's? We could only afford the necessities, honeyface
The Q.E.D. report. I've made notes. See ifyou can make a dent after lunch.
That's right T.Z., This damn Nagging Ol Lady is dead Nigga i got eyes too, i can see this dead nagging ol lady, say another motherfukkin comment, before I pop yo neck bitch and move down to Texas
What do you say, beer bust tomorrow night?
- Then empty it. - Well, that's Zach's job.
Ordoyou wanna go crawlin to mom's semi wretched friends i know you didn't say ratchet cuz goddamn it if u did you motherfukkin quazy as a motherfukka
I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties.
I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly.
Yeah. Set it up right over there.
Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII.
Hey, no problem, twisted sister.