Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But they're all little boys pretending to be men, right?
our executive staff and our advertising people.
The Interns are Done Man
Motherfukka was you wait for me to turn into a butterfly? Deja Vu
- Take a look. - I don't know. This is risky
I should've cooperated.
- Is this your résumé? - Yeah.
I'm going to miss you.
You're the one I want to listen to beautiful music with.
Happy birthday, Jennifer!! Remember, put on a happy face!
You're gonna have to get off those things.
Taxes they took half of my money away for taxes damn it Shit who's give a motherfukk about the motherfukkin taxes you ain't gonna realize whatcha got til it's gone so quit that jaw jackin bullshit
He wants her to see his sheep ranch.
When was the last time we went out to dinner together, huh?
She's leaving you guys all alone? What about the kids? Hmmm
Shit, and I loved that damn car Man Zach and I don't no fukks if you loved that bitch ass car
What Was He Doing in South Central, Kenny? It’s A Long Story and You Gonna Laugh Your Ass When I Tell You This
Well did you yell at him?
I went ahead and fed the kids. I worked all day on that casserole.
Would you stop ordering us around? You're not the baby-sitter.
Is that everything?
- Then empty it. - Well, that's Zach's job.
- And he serves me breakfast in bed. - Only when she deserves it.
I can do anything. I'm a free woman
Hey, no problem, twisted sister.
I could have planned my dinner better.
- How much was it? - It was a chip.
My house is fabulous. We can have it there. It'll be perfect.
Let me show you one more thing.
I am doing everything, and I'm trying to get ready for a date.
None of them?, you'd have to bribe them? God motherfukkin damn right, yeah, I'd have to bribe these niggas
Home run! Way to go!
I'll pickyou up at work around 6:00?
No way.
Being an executive administrative assistant, you can figure that out.
Next thing you know we'll be sharing a cigarette in postcoital bliss.
You gotta put chili on those Clown Dogs, and keep it movin'.
Happy Birthday DANNY!
I am never trusting you again. I specifically said no parties.
Welcome, everyone.
Shit, I Loved That Car Man I Don't Give a Fukk If You Loved That Bitch Ass Car, We Drive 6-4 Impalas, LS 400, LX 450 and Cadillacs Round Here, Freak Hoe Bitch
Slow down for me, a-you moving too fast My fingers keep slipping, I'm tryna grip that ass Keep being hard-headed and I'ma make you get on me Got human enough disguise but my face is a doggy
I'm outta here.
I see nothing but dollar signs
At least it gives you some extra cash.
Yeah. Set it up right over there.
Fine.
Dishes are done, man.
just one fukkin bag of Chester's? We could only afford the necessities, honeyface
You wanna go and watch for 'em? It happens really fast.
We don't need an adult around telling us when to eat, sleep and vacuum, right?
I'll be right there. Will you please tell him I will be right there?
Nicole, hang on. Why are you wearing name tags?
I can't be the hub of your communication network.
- That's why I really miss you. - Our last model is Becky.
- General Apparel West. - Thanks for the roses.
I understand why. I want you to know I'm not taking this lightly.
- No. - Get down from there.
It was petty cash money. You were spending petty cash money.
Come on. Drop it. Stop acting like Henry VIII.
- SpaghettiOs. - Okay.
I fell off the roof.
No, wait. I can't.
Man your trays.
I'm looking for Walter Crandell.
We're saving the ambulance people a trip, right?
This is going to save our collective asses. It's fabulous.
- What did you do to yourself? - We'll talk about it in the morning.
This is going to triple our profit margin.
I just wish that you can respect my privacy, that is all
Halloween candy rots your brains!
Hot Fried Catfish Grease that is, we'll wake up from a coma with burns, scratches, scrapes and bruises Damn right, Ma's a crazy bitch huh?
Well bring it on then vanilla milkshake, cool whip, chocolate bunny freak hoe bitch. You sure?, cuz I’ll, literally, smack, the, shit, out, of, you, too, period
- Petty cash? - Cash box is in your locked drawer.
- Where you park your. car.. - Garage?
We'll stop and get you an ice-cream cone, okay?
Dishes are done, man!
What are you doing with it? What is Carolyn doing with it?
- the nurse? - Yeah
- They'll definitely call Mom. - She'll blame us
Jury duty service is done man
- Go long. - Thanks. Awesome.
The Q.E.D. report. I've made notes. See ifyou can make a dent after lunch.
- It's just a job. - But I need this job.
What do you say, beer bust tomorrow night?
Anyway, I guess now that I know the truth--
You're shiny.
Ordoyou wanna go crawlin to mom's semi wretched friends i know you didn't say ratchet cuz goddamn it if u did you motherfukkin quazy as a motherfukka
That's right T.Z., This damn Nagging Ol Lady is dead Nigga i got eyes too, i can see this dead nagging ol lady, say another motherfukkin comment, before I pop yo neck bitch and move down to Texas
You'll have about 1 2 seconds.
This is my new administrative assistant, Sue Ellen.
Gosh, Sue Ellen.
- Yes, of course. - Do you think you can handle the job?
who's suing $8823823328328328 for protocol? me.
Look, Mrs. Sturak.
Whetheryou thinkyou can push us around or not...
I couldn't fit it in my schedule.
That doesn't make up foryour irresponsibility.
When your older sister found out that you got Ghetto D from the slangers