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This is by far and away the most petty...
Yeah! Massive party supplies! I got shotgun!
You've had a long flight, and you're cranky.
The decks are done, man!
I thought you were getting, like, over a grand.
Great. Thanks. I'm going to go glow in my office.
I'm getting get rid of her for two whole months you guys
Oh, yeah. The grind.
Stay away from her. She's in one of her Terminator moods.
I figure I'll keep savin' up for it anyway.
I'm sick and tired of not being appreciated.
Back in the days I used to say, 'Can I get with you today?' And you told me 'No Rob, 'No Way, 'No How, 'Not Today
Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Time for little boys to be in bed.
You've been a real trouper right to the end.
Shades of real intimacy.
I'm right on top of that Rose
Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with a most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish inmaginable
the deck is done, man
You?
This nigga ain't driving no 92' Lexus LS 400 on Triple Gold Dayton's Ain't this a bitch
I smeared ‘em with honey and tied ‘em to a red ant hill.
It's a special occasion.
I really think you should read it.
Go to your room
Zach, life goes on.
- Talks like she's chewing her face? - That's her.
You guys are gonna be in Europe all summer.
he goes out of his way to bring me lunch, all right?
Man, I'm gonna hole up at Lizard's.
There goes our great summer.
TV Rots Your Brains
I'll authorize it, okay?
And if it doesn't, I was kidding.
Hub
Well, I suppose you'll grow out of that.
- Go buy some more food for the kids. - You got paid!
- You'd have to bribe them? - Yeah.
Basically You're the hub of our communication network.
God is definitely pissed off at me.
And that is our presentation for this evening. Thankyou for coming.
Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doily for the couch
Um, well some of these niggas will jack but these hoes a jack too They be like let me borrow your pencil so you can jack who Now um what, a nigga like me TRU So I don't play that game that you hoes play But I won't stay where you stay Now this be the time where the 9 be like bucking I gots no time to play I use these hoes when I be ducking
What?
What's in that Wal-Mart bag? Coke and Greens, i believe you know it as Cocaine and Marijuana
Thank you.
You're gonna miss your flight.
and I'll convince him that mandatory school uniforms...
Why bother? It's not the end of the world.
I didn't kill her. She died in her sleep.
A woman gets older...
Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed Just do one thing at a time.
Word on the Street say that you were dissing the Rollin' 20's, Rollin' 60's and Kelly Park Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth woman, those crips will freeze yo vanilla milkshake ass, you freak hoe
In Minneapolis, an 1 1 th grader beat up a schoolmate...
I'm stuck with the bills.
I'm stuck here, cooking and cleaning and mowing.
It wasn't your money it was my money Who gives a motherfukk if that was your motherfukkin money you milkshake ass bitch
understand?
What is it, Caroline? “Something”?
Oh, one more thing, and this is so important.
You want to be executive material?
- Gross. - Not your dream job, huh?
so I haven't been too enthusiastic about it.
Melissa, Right now.
the butt crack of dawn
How's the scrubba-dub-dubbing going?
I'm not real clear about what's been going on around here...
I just remembered, I hate baseball.
I don't want New York to know anything about it. They'd never approve funding.
You'd think I woke up this morning and thought...
- Where are you going? - I'm going shopping for food.
We're in the bowels of the fashion industry.
There's only $30 left.
Eat shit!
Yeah, well, it was kind of a loaner.
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Looking for something, Sue Ellen?
We can't take it back. We got it on sale.
Spending quality time with Walter. Doing your party shit!
Taking care of others' little ones is my whole life.
What are we gonna do for cash for the next two months?
DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
Probably choked on her whistle.
Ah yes. Sweet or dry?
- Remember. Call me Mommy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't stand that conniving little snot.
You're not going to have a problem. You're going to be fine, believe me.
By the end of lunch, we'll probably be sharing our intimate histories...
- Are you all right? - Yeah, great.
I've been at it all night. Check these out.
Scum eat my corn