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I was looking for you. Great house.
Because. I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break
Becky is our Boy Scout. She's wearing a Boy Scout's uniform.
Yeah, he's been slangin' Coke and Greens since he's started 4th Grade And our pet dog is his sidekick, he's gettin money, dolla dolla bill y'all
Excuse me.
Hi, Mom.
- Kenny. - What?
Don't fukkin call my crib begging me you want me back while you got that other nigga whipped It's over you scandalous dick sucking bitch Deuces!
Why this remind me of Your boss
My son.
- It was Walter's idea. - It's going back.
Light ya joints, let's have a motherfukkin smoke off, Y'all niggas bout to see more of that country ass motherfukka Master P, From New Orleans to Richmond California Nigga crazy ass, check this out, Cali got that good ass weed, that good ass weed, that good ass weed, Them niggas in Cali got that good ass weed That's why I'm on my way to the Northside
Call an ambulance? Call the cops? I don't know.
The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L
That's Kenny's job
With your qualifications and background, you'll land an even better job.
You have spent over $3,000? Fukkin right, Cash Rules Everything Around Me CREAM get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all
There's no one around nagging me anymore.
or I'll make your summer a living hell!
I had to work late okay? Oh you had to work late?, ain't that a bitch, you still should have fukkin called
I worked all day on that casserole.
Bye, sweetie.
Maybe
Why did you leave your dishes in the sink... For me?
. .
I told you. We have to economize.
- Where is the damn thing? - Shoot!
How is he? What happened? How do you feel, honey? Are you okay?
What about the receptionist job?
when they pull up in cars, until undercovers started put us behind bars Menace to society is all we watch In the back seat straped with the throw away Glocks, got partners in business never see partners in business never see the light Your people would got ya Cochran if cheese be right You know I've been holding it down playa you dog, I'm a real nigga I ain't gon stop accept your phone call
You haven't even said how nice the house looks.
When they find her, they'll take care of everything.
and some savings and pension plan.
Good tray. Good tray. All right.
- Did you have a lot of deliveries? - Yeah. I'm the stork of fast food.
Just leave a list for Carolyn. She'll stock it for you, okay?
I'll be damned.
I'm gonna get you, sucker!
You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things.
I say next batch we do more mocha Swiss Amaretto ones.
Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll wear yo vanilla milkshake ass up
For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal.
Then don't send me flowers.
Let's Rock and Roll
Come on.
I get to drive home in gridlock in a Volvo with no air conditioning Bitch why the fukk you driving a Kitchen ass, wet dust mop, swamp duck hoe Volvo, we drive 6-4 Impalas and 85 cutlasses around here
Mama Celeste face down, you're sellin' carnations on a freeway off-ramp.
But the recipe calls for shrimp, so I need some more cash.
Not yet. There's a problem.
Her pink high-top sneakers are laced up her tangerine tights.
He's been coming on to you?
really cooking in her scarf.
Yeah, sure.
No, I'm still organizing my spreadsheet...
I have been working. I've had a very rough day.
and the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight.
I-- I gotta go, Mom.
I'm going to miss you too.
- It's really important. Thanks. - Thankyou.
If Papa Murphy's faces down, You're selling Carnations on a Freeway Off-Ramp Carnations?, you ain't no Incognito or Incognero, and this damn ain't no fukkin Mac and Devin or Reincarnated
I'm so toke, I guess I'm gone of that green sticky, Just ripped a motherfukkin hole in my brand new dickie's From walkin to close to the fuckin barb wire, That's when I know I've got 10 dollars on some fire
Thank you. I'm Rose Lindsey.
Would you feel more comfortable if I started?
Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll freeze yo vanilla milkshake ass up and down, you embezzling ass freak hoe
Okay, I'll get a job. But you gotta stay and watch the kids.
Territories have been updated man
Where's Carolyn? Mousy-brown hair, gives you a headache?
- No, we don't. - It baffles me.
But I should have been with him, taking care of him.
Another happy delivery.
- Where are all the dishes? - In the dishwasher.
Okay. Fine.
All right, go get that metal tape measure out of the garage.
Kenny, wake up.
- Pull! - There!
What was he doing listening to Mia X's Bring It On? Bitch stop dissing the song "Bring It On", Mia X, Fiend, Mac, Skull Duggery, C-Murder and Mystikal are the coldest lyricists and KLC beats are blazing fire
Look! I screwed up! I'm sorry.
You don't wanna go out and play croquet in the middle, for instance.
Well shit it wasn't your money this is a real motherfukkin brand it ain't gonna get ruin by your lack of embezzlement you is not gon embrass me goddamn it Yeah your lack of embezzlement and stupidity'll make a nigga lose his motherfukkin job and his motherfukkin temper you ain't gon realize whatcha got til it's gone
- That could be cool. - Yeah. It's time to do something.
so that when you start in, you can just go right through the cake.
and lie in the sand and rub oil on myself...
All right. Bye.
The epaulets and cuff detailing are antique gold lace.
- Welcome aboard, sweetie. - Thank you.
let's jump in the shower and get to licking, sucking and fucking Yeah, put your clit in my mouth, put your tongue on my dick, let's fuck sweetness, honey cups
Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.
and you can run up here and fetch them, all right?
What was he doing listening to loud ass Mystikal and that paranoid idiot Mac? Ayo, Bitch, watch yo fukkin mouth, Mystikal and Mac are the coldest lyrics outta New Orleans, don't even hate woman, I'll pop yo fukkin neck and move down to fukkin Texas
I know you can. Concentrate.
They get washed up here on the shore after the highest tide of the full moon.
I get to drive home in a rusty ass Volvo with no air conditioning What the fukk you doing driving in Kitchen ads Wet Dirty Mop Swamp Duck Hoe Volvo we drive 6-4 impalas around here
What's the deal with you and him?
Help your god damn brother you Manny the Monmouth looking ass boy Get your punk ass brother bitch, push me again or I'll knock yo ass down you'll be using your head and shoulders you Sid the Sloth looking ass nigga
Yeah, a date.
How could you do this? You would never steal from Mom.
There's an article on game playing.
doesn't matter what it is-- you always say...
Yeah. She was a great baby-sitter.
Juices start flowing. What's to hide?
Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the beach with some buddies. Wanna come?
You're lucky. It's better than being here.
It's a rat race, and it sucks.
but please, don't do anything you know I'd be against.
. .
I'm Mrs. Sturak I babysitter
Zach's at Cynthia's, Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep.
You hate baseball?
Jill, our referee, is wearing an oversized silk jersey...