Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Mrs. Sturak I babysitter

Not yet. There's a problem.

I get to drive home in gridlock in a Volvo with no air conditioning Bitch why the fukk you driving a Kitchen ass, wet dust mop, swamp duck hoe Volvo, we drive 6-4 Impalas and 85 cutlasses around here

I get to drive home in a rusty ass Volvo with no air conditioning What the fukk you doing driving in Kitchen ads Wet Dirty Mop Swamp Duck Hoe Volvo we drive 6-4 impalas around here

I have been working. I've had a very rough day.

Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll wear yo vanilla milkshake ass up

let's jump in the shower and get to licking, sucking and fucking Yeah, put your clit in my mouth, put your tongue on my dick, let's fuck sweetness, honey cups

- Did you have a lot of deliveries? - Yeah. I'm the stork of fast food.

I'm going to miss you too.

Just leave a list for Carolyn. She'll stock it for you, okay?

- That could be cool. - Yeah. It's time to do something.

Well shit it wasn't your money this is a real motherfukkin brand it ain't gonna get ruin by your lack of embezzlement you is not gon embrass me goddamn it Yeah your lack of embezzlement and stupidity'll make a nigga lose his motherfukkin job and his motherfukkin temper you ain't gon realize whatcha got til it's gone

- No, we don't. - It baffles me.

You don't wanna go out and play croquet in the middle, for instance.

What about the receptionist job?

Good tray. Good tray. All right.

He's been coming on to you?

- Pull! - There!

Why did you leave your dishes in the sink... For me?

and some savings and pension plan.

and the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight.

Kenny, wake up.

Juices start flowing. What's to hide?

If Papa Murphy's faces down, You're selling Carnations on a Freeway Off-Ramp Carnations?, you ain't no Incognito or Incognero, and this damn ain't no fukkin Mac and Devin or Reincarnated

Another happy delivery.

- Welcome aboard, sweetie. - Thank you.

I'll be damned.

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the beach with some buddies. Wanna come?

But the recipe calls for shrimp, so I need some more cash.

Look! I screwed up! I'm sorry.

The epaulets and cuff detailing are antique gold lace.

I was looking for you. Great house.

- Where is the damn thing? - Shoot!

Her pink high-top sneakers are laced up her tangerine tights.

They get washed up here on the shore after the highest tide of the full moon.

I say next batch we do more mocha Swiss Amaretto ones.

I told you. We have to economize.

What was he doing listening to loud ass Mystikal and that paranoid idiot Mac? Ayo, Bitch, watch yo fukkin mouth, Mystikal and Mac are the coldest lyrics outta New Orleans, don't even hate woman, I'll pop yo fukkin neck and move down to fukkin Texas

Light ya joints, let's have a motherfukkin smoke off, Y'all niggas bout to see more of that country ass motherfukka Master P, From New Orleans to Richmond California Nigga crazy ass, check this out, Cali got that good ass weed, that good ass weed, that good ass weed, Them niggas in Cali got that good ass weed That's why I'm on my way to the Northside

Zach's at Cynthia's, Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep.

You're lucky. It's better than being here.

That's Kenny's job

doesn't matter what it is-- you always say...

What's the deal with you and him?

- It was Walter's idea. - It's going back.

Then don't send me flowers.

Okay, I'll get a job. But you gotta stay and watch the kids.

All right, go get that metal tape measure out of the garage.

or I'll make your summer a living hell!

You have spent over $3,000? Fukkin right, Cash Rules Everything Around Me CREAM get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all

Yeah, he's been slangin' Coke and Greens since he's started 4th Grade And our pet dog is his sidekick, he's gettin money, dolla dolla bill y'all

For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal.

No, I'm still organizing my spreadsheet...

I had to work late okay? Oh you had to work late?, ain't that a bitch, you still should have fukkin called

How is he? What happened? How do you feel, honey? Are you okay?

What was he doing listening to Mia X's Bring It On? Bitch stop dissing the song "Bring It On", Mia X, Fiend, Mac, Skull Duggery, C-Murder and Mystikal are the coldest lyricists and KLC beats are blazing fire

But I should have been with him, taking care of him.

Would you feel more comfortable if I started?

With your qualifications and background, you'll land an even better job.

Call an ambulance? Call the cops? I don't know.

Mama Celeste face down, you're sellin' carnations on a freeway off-ramp.

really cooking in her scarf.

I know you can. Concentrate.

How could you do this? You would never steal from Mom.

so that when you start in, you can just go right through the cake.

and you can run up here and fetch them, all right?

and lie in the sand and rub oil on myself...

There's no one around nagging me anymore.

Don't fukkin call my crib begging me you want me back while you got that other nigga whipped It's over you scandalous dick sucking bitch Deuces!

but please, don't do anything you know I'd be against.

Where's Carolyn? Mousy-brown hair, gives you a headache?

Becky is our Boy Scout. She's wearing a Boy Scout's uniform.

You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things.

Jill, our referee, is wearing an oversized silk jersey...

You hate baseball?

Thank you. I'm Rose Lindsey.

- Kenny. - What?

Yeah. She was a great baby-sitter.

when they pull up in cars, until undercovers started put us behind bars Menace to society is all we watch In the back seat straped with the throw away Glocks, got partners in business never see partners in business never see the light Your people would got ya Cochran if cheese be right You know I've been holding it down playa you dog, I'm a real nigga I ain't gon stop accept your phone call

Territories have been updated man

Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll freeze yo vanilla milkshake ass up and down, you embezzling ass freak hoe

All right. Bye.

Because. I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break

I'm gonna get you, sucker!

I-- I gotta go, Mom.

- It's really important. Thanks. - Thankyou.

I'm so toke, I guess I'm gone of that green sticky, Just ripped a motherfukkin hole in my brand new dickie's From walkin to close to the fuckin barb wire, That's when I know I've got 10 dollars on some fire

It's a rat race, and it sucks.

Why this remind me of Your boss

Help your god damn brother you Manny the Monmouth looking ass boy Get your punk ass brother bitch, push me again or I'll knock yo ass down you'll be using your head and shoulders you Sid the Sloth looking ass nigga

- Where are all the dishes? - In the dishwasher.

I worked all day on that casserole.

You haven't even said how nice the house looks.

When they find her, they'll take care of everything.

Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.

There's an article on game playing.

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