Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, I'll get a job. But you gotta stay and watch the kids.

- Where is the damn thing? - Shoot!

Well shit it wasn't your money this is a real motherfukkin brand it ain't gonna get ruin by your lack of embezzlement you is not gon embrass me goddamn it Yeah your lack of embezzlement and stupidity'll make a nigga lose his motherfukkin job and his motherfukkin temper you ain't gon realize whatcha got til it's gone

- Where are all the dishes? - In the dishwasher.

Why did you leave your dishes in the sink... For me?

What's the deal with you and him?

and you can run up here and fetch them, all right?

I told you. We have to economize.

He's been coming on to you?

All right, go get that metal tape measure out of the garage.

What about the receptionist job?

All right. Bye.

Let's Rock and Roll

Look! I screwed up! I'm sorry.

Juices start flowing. What's to hide?

and lie in the sand and rub oil on myself...

The link URL goes in the field called... U-R-L

I get to drive home in gridlock in a Volvo with no air conditioning Bitch why the fukk you driving a Kitchen ass, wet dust mop, swamp duck hoe Volvo, we drive 6-4 Impalas and 85 cutlasses around here

With your qualifications and background, you'll land an even better job.

There's an article on game playing.

You're off at the office all day doing interesting office things.

I'm going to miss you too.

I know you can. Concentrate.

You're lucky. It's better than being here.

You have spent over $3,000? Fukkin right, Cash Rules Everything Around Me CREAM get the money, dolla dolla bill y'all

so that when you start in, you can just go right through the cake.

Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll wear yo vanilla milkshake ass up

Where's Carolyn? Mousy-brown hair, gives you a headache?

- It's really important. Thanks. - Thankyou.

That's Kenny's job

It's a rat race, and it sucks.

You haven't even said how nice the house looks.

No, I'm still organizing my spreadsheet...

- Did you have a lot of deliveries? - Yeah. I'm the stork of fast food.

I'm gonna get you, sucker!

Not yet. There's a problem.

really cooking in her scarf.

They get washed up here on the shore after the highest tide of the full moon.

when they pull up in cars, until undercovers started put us behind bars Menace to society is all we watch In the back seat straped with the throw away Glocks, got partners in business never see partners in business never see the light Your people would got ya Cochran if cheese be right You know I've been holding it down playa you dog, I'm a real nigga I ain't gon stop accept your phone call

But I should have been with him, taking care of him.

For God's sakes, you're a Vassar gal.

Because. I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break

Her pink high-top sneakers are laced up her tangerine tights.

There's no one around nagging me anymore.

If Papa Murphy's faces down, You're selling Carnations on a Freeway Off-Ramp Carnations?, you ain't no Incognito or Incognero, and this damn ain't no fukkin Mac and Devin or Reincarnated

Territories have been updated man

How is he? What happened? How do you feel, honey? Are you okay?

What was he doing listening to loud ass Mystikal and that paranoid idiot Mac? Ayo, Bitch, watch yo fukkin mouth, Mystikal and Mac are the coldest lyrics outta New Orleans, don't even hate woman, I'll pop yo fukkin neck and move down to fukkin Texas

Would you feel more comfortable if I started?

What was he doing listening to Mia X's Bring It On? Bitch stop dissing the song "Bring It On", Mia X, Fiend, Mac, Skull Duggery, C-Murder and Mystikal are the coldest lyricists and KLC beats are blazing fire

You hate baseball?

- Kenny. - What?

but please, don't do anything you know I'd be against.

I'm Mrs. Sturak I babysitter

Just leave a list for Carolyn. She'll stock it for you, okay?

let's jump in the shower and get to licking, sucking and fucking Yeah, put your clit in my mouth, put your tongue on my dick, let's fuck sweetness, honey cups

Zach's at Cynthia's, Melissa's upstairs, and Walter's asleep.

Jill, our referee, is wearing an oversized silk jersey...

But the recipe calls for shrimp, so I need some more cash.

- It was Walter's idea. - It's going back.

I was looking for you. Great house.

doesn't matter what it is-- you always say...

You don't wanna go out and play croquet in the middle, for instance.

I-- I gotta go, Mom.

I'll be damned.

I worked all day on that casserole.

Thank you. I'm Rose Lindsey.

When they find her, they'll take care of everything.

Tomorrow I'm gonna go to the beach with some buddies. Wanna come?

Word on the Street said that you dissed Raymond Calitri, Sam Witwicky, Captain Save a Hoe, Lieutenant Roast a Botch, Rollin 20's and Rollin 60's Crips Watch yo fukkin mouth, they'll freeze yo vanilla milkshake ass up and down, you embezzling ass freak hoe

I say next batch we do more mocha Swiss Amaretto ones.

The epaulets and cuff detailing are antique gold lace.

Mama Celeste face down, you're sellin' carnations on a freeway off-ramp.

and the woman responsible for all you're going to view tonight.

Don't fukkin call my crib begging me you want me back while you got that other nigga whipped It's over you scandalous dick sucking bitch Deuces!

Oh, and don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time.

or I'll make your summer a living hell!

I'm so toke, I guess I'm gone of that green sticky, Just ripped a motherfukkin hole in my brand new dickie's From walkin to close to the fuckin barb wire, That's when I know I've got 10 dollars on some fire

Kenny, wake up.

Then don't send me flowers.

Another happy delivery.

Becky is our Boy Scout. She's wearing a Boy Scout's uniform.

Yeah, he's been slangin' Coke and Greens since he's started 4th Grade And our pet dog is his sidekick, he's gettin money, dolla dolla bill y'all

Good tray. Good tray. All right.

- Welcome aboard, sweetie. - Thank you.

Call an ambulance? Call the cops? I don't know.

I get to drive home in a rusty ass Volvo with no air conditioning What the fukk you doing driving in Kitchen ads Wet Dirty Mop Swamp Duck Hoe Volvo we drive 6-4 impalas around here

I have been working. I've had a very rough day.

and some savings and pension plan.

- No, we don't. - It baffles me.

Yeah. She was a great baby-sitter.

Why this remind me of Your boss

Light ya joints, let's have a motherfukkin smoke off, Y'all niggas bout to see more of that country ass motherfukka Master P, From New Orleans to Richmond California Nigga crazy ass, check this out, Cali got that good ass weed, that good ass weed, that good ass weed, Them niggas in Cali got that good ass weed That's why I'm on my way to the Northside

I had to work late okay? Oh you had to work late?, ain't that a bitch, you still should have fukkin called

How could you do this? You would never steal from Mom.

Help your god damn brother you Manny the Monmouth looking ass boy Get your punk ass brother bitch, push me again or I'll knock yo ass down you'll be using your head and shoulders you Sid the Sloth looking ass nigga

- That could be cool. - Yeah. It's time to do something.

- Pull! - There!