Double Truckin' the Tricky Two - Squidbillies [S02E03]

I'm not giving you the tricky two numbers.

So tonight's numbers are.

Me too!

The other seven's gone.

I'll kiss your soul into the dirt.

Hey, man, let me drive that thing.

Because it's bad-ass, this wire.

Partial brain matter, of course.

And pine straw.

And now, yank forth the balls.

And... four.

All right, everyone just sit down.

They should rename the lottery to the Jack Squattery, because that's all I ever win in it.

Your opinion?

Russell, kindly turn down to electronica.

Damn that Tricky Two.

Check out this mess.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your pained ponchos on and huddle beneath the plexiglass, lest your faces be stained with the filthy entrails of this profoundly unlucky sesquiceptuagenarian.

You silly bitch.

All right, then, y'all bow your heads.

And filter pine straw.

Sorry, sweetie.

I'll do your brains fly out.

Just a wee hair lower.

So tonight's numbers are acorn, bolt, pine straw, pine cone, hog, testicle, shell casing, shell casing, eyeball, and finally squirrel skull with partial brain matter sort of still in it.