Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's causing that pinching feeling?
Antoine Dodsons, and that jackass
to come look at the house tomorrow.
- A key? - We're giving you the house.
USA! USA!
a half-open hide-a-bed sofa, a top-loading VCR!
Oh, I got a girlfriend, right.
Why won't he stop sniffing my hair?
At first there was too much eye contact, then not enough.
After you sleep with her, yes!
It's not gonna happen!
There's a song and dance
You had sex with someone you have zero feelings for!
I want scotch!
I'm going to miss that stapler so much.
that we have to take advantage of!
hoping I'd see her again.
Then one day, after ten years of searching...
Why? Why do we let you be a browser?
...love...
I don't know what any of those words mean.
Baby, we should put off moving.
Yes! I'm coming...
I hate the suburbs.
Marshall!
Hey, doofus!
Oh, no, he thinks I'm actually into this song.