Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does he not get sarcasm?

Probably a good idea, yeah.

I mean, did you even call a real estate broker?

Marshall, this house wants you so bad.

You can put it anywhere you want

to be the real thing.

Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.

Wow, you really put your weight behind that one.

Ted, I've been looking for the Hot Hanging Chad

Once upon a time at a Halloween party,

Should our fingers not intertwine?

But you never know until you taste it.

I knew it would be tough to break up with Naomi.

Oh, I am as serious as a poutine shortage

with Barney's long-lost father,

It's not like I could just walk up and knock on her door.

Happy Halloween.

Which means your grandmother...

it would be like taking advantage

You wear this costume

I'm sorry, we don't have any candy.

Let's not make any huge life decisions right now.

Stop it. You don't know what you're saying.

I have to say something.

to make it clear it's a joke.

You have been ripping on Canada

this skinny microphone!

No biggie. I ain't cold.

You're not the first lovelorn young man

and if we want to do that.

Ooh, it's so small. I love it!