Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The only soldier here is Bill, and he cuts hair.
[Phone ringing]
I ain't having your fajitas, damn it!
And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.
We ain't got no Fritos classic ranch chips!
Please, Dale! They'll listen to you. You're one of them.
Fifty-one Tango!
-I'm a laughingstock! -Dale, calm down.
I'm dtfsu! No, Dale, just call the cops.
Hey! Watch your mouth, Mad Dog!
Joseph, forget the flip-flops! Just get the couch!
He took the wrong briefcase! Curse you, Marshall Lee!
Tanya Mouse
Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy who's in a propane dealership.
800-588-2300, Empire!!!!! Today!!
[Crashing]
-Where are the drugs? -What drugs?
B
Mad Dog's challenging me for president...
No, it was more like a phony errand. And you couldn't even get that right.
-Third shelf behind the cake mix. -No way!
Let me check my appointment book.
You, too?
when I present him with an empty teddy bear.
Mr. Big.
Yeah, Mad Dog! There's only one man I'd take a bullet for...
I'll just put the cookies over on the....