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when I present him with an empty teddy bear.
Please, Dale! They'll listen to you. You're one of them.
Mr. Big.
I ain't having your fajitas, damn it!
-Where are the drugs? -What drugs?
You, too?
Mad Dog's challenging me for president...
No, it was more like a phony errand. And you couldn't even get that right.
[Phone ringing]
[Crashing]
The only soldier here is Bill, and he cuts hair.
I'm dtfsu! No, Dale, just call the cops.
Hey, Dale, you look kind of sad for a guy who's in a propane dealership.
Joseph, forget the flip-flops! Just get the couch!
Tanya Mouse
Hey! Watch your mouth, Mad Dog!
And kudos to me for coming up with the idea.
B
Fifty-one Tango!
-I'm a laughingstock! -Dale, calm down.
He took the wrong briefcase! Curse you, Marshall Lee!
Let me check my appointment book.
I'll just put the cookies over on the....
-Third shelf behind the cake mix. -No way!
We ain't got no Fritos classic ranch chips!
Yeah, Mad Dog! There's only one man I'd take a bullet for...
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