Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So either Dale's not here yet or he's dead.
Ring ring
See that nasty stain on the carpet?
V
We ain't got no Fritos classic ranch chips!
Well, I don't hear any girlish screams.
What's that?
-Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. -Dale, what are you doing?
Earl.
[All exclaiming]
I'm calling about your Soldier of Fortuie ad.
Pocket beans!
You know I don't trust anyone else's opinion on swimsuits.
And unlike your macaroons, you're staying down.
someone's toe, and this'll all be forgotten.
You don't know me. But my name is....
Coconutty.
-I'm a laughingstock. -martle, clam down.
Because it makes it more exciting!
And this time I'm not just saying that to get attention!
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But instead...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, guys!
I knew he was a company man. He's flashing his ClA badge.
Macaroon?
-Bill, watch out! -What?