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Why don't you go back into your house and shut up?
- Okay, now crank it. - Okay, here we go.
Sell your organs, live, over the Internet. Get money back on your baby.
Watch this. I think he's losing his license.
See what you did? Now I'm not gonna get a ride to my job.
Where are you from?
- Well, you did call the police, right? - Yeah, good one. I never thought of that.
and today I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
- Well, yeah, I mean... - Somebody having a baby?
I frigging rented this thing this morning!
but let's just take a few breaths and calm down.
When you fall in, I wanna hear the alphabet backwards.
Do you have any idea how much money this is gonna cost?
- Armageddon? - Well, it looks like a racing helmet.
We're pretty funny when we do that.