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- Well, yeah, I mean... - Somebody having a baby?
but let's just take a few breaths and calm down.
- Armageddon? - Well, it looks like a racing helmet.
and today I'm here to offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
I frigging rented this thing this morning!
- Okay, now crank it. - Okay, here we go.
Watch this. I think he's losing his license.
Why don't you go back into your house and shut up?
- Well, you did call the police, right? - Yeah, good one. I never thought of that.
When you fall in, I wanna hear the alphabet backwards.
See what you did? Now I'm not gonna get a ride to my job.
Sell your organs, live, over the Internet. Get money back on your baby.
Where are you from?
Do you have any idea how much money this is gonna cost?
We're pretty funny when we do that.