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Oh, that's so horrible! I need to hide my tail. I must turn into a human immediately.
But first, I'm afraid we have some bad news.
Help me!
Will you help me or not?
Well, hello, little birdies.
Particularly this thing... Particularly this thing...
Excellent.
You're livin' up here.
Now, I'm not a fancy, big-city lawyer-
Take your money and go someplace else.
Games of chance are strictly forbidden by Deuteronomy 7.
I better call Maude and tell her where I am.
Please, people, don't force us to audit.
Keep gaming...
Oh, I've got a bunch, Homer, but-
Wake up.
Las Vegas doesn't care for out-of-towners.
I think you'll find escape is quite impossible.
Now it's Marge's time to shine.
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I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping.
to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Come on, baby, show Gil a four.
Homer, why don't we...
I don't think so.
By the power vested in me by the Chicago outfit...
In the bathroom- not trimmin' my mustache.
Listen, folks. There's no magic formula.
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