Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

of valuable and humorous bumper stickers-

Oh! The lights, the noise, the letter ''X.''

- And 1 4 black. - Well, there you go.

Geez. I've never seen anyone so whipped so fast.

at the Monty Burns Casino.

This is Kent Brockman, live at the Monty Burns Casino.

Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas.

Well, we'll see about that.

Ooh! A friendly bee.

- Take a look at this. -Aw. ''Precious Memories. ''

- What did the aliens look like? - Well, I only saw them from the back...

two wives could do for you.

That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas.

- And I owe it all to the Homer Simpson Program. - The what, now?

My God, Homer, watching you risk your life...

Whoa. When I wanna laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much.

Ooh. It's goin' on 8:30.

I okilly-dokilly, ''schmokilly'' do.

You might want to write that down. Where the hell's your notebook?

Okay, no more gasoline.

Five dollars, please.

Well, actually, there are several rockets mounted to the-

- I-I could be killed. - Fine. I'll do it.

Moments from now, ''the house that social security checks built''...