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Oh! The lights, the noise, the letter ''X.''
Well, we'll see about that.
My God, Homer, watching you risk your life...
- And I owe it all to the Homer Simpson Program. - The what, now?
You might want to write that down. Where the hell's your notebook?
Well, actually, there are several rockets mounted to the-
of valuable and humorous bumper stickers-
two wives could do for you.
A tiger.
- I-I could be killed. - Fine. I'll do it.
Ooh. It's goin' on 8:30.
- What did the aliens look like? - Well, I only saw them from the back...
Geez. I've never seen anyone so whipped so fast.
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Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas.
That sure was a fun trip to Las Vegas.
Ooh! A friendly bee.
Moments from now, ''the house that social security checks built''...
Keep gaming
Five dollars, please.
- Take a look at this. -Aw. ''Precious Memories. ''
I okilly-dokilly, ''schmokilly'' do.
at the Monty Burns Casino.
Whoa. When I wanna laugh, I'll take Bob Saget, thank you very much.
Let's do it.
This is Kent Brockman, live at the Monty Burns Casino.
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- And 1 4 black. - Well, there you go.
Okay, no more gasoline.