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Don't get clever, old man.
I've wasted my whole dang-diddly life.
- It means gambling. Keep gambling. - Oh. Right-eo.
We found some guys who know how to treat a woman.
''Implosion''? But I thought you said-
I haven't done any of those things, folks.
Shh!
Can the poems, it's arse-whipping time!
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He's a daredevil, Ned. He laughs at death.
- But, Amber, I can change. - Will you shut up?
- God, he looks so good. - He looks unbelievable.
Having two wives could have its advantages.
- Not the eyes.! - My eyes.! Cover your eyes.!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll figure it out. This isn't rocket science.
They gang-probed you, while I discovered an invention...
Gimme that! That's your problem.
Congratulations.
We'd better stop and get the car washed.
Hey, Homer, your car's kind of dirty.
What's the first lesson? Just gimme the topic sentence.
- power of attorney, are you? - Of course I-
Hey, smooth move, Flanders.
Anyhoo, we came out of Wal-Mart, when suddenly, 1 00 spaceships-
Aw, what's the rush? Might rain next week.