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Put it down!
-Arroyo? -Yeah.
...and he left it there. He said he left it on the table.
Look up, please.
You're dead, you hear me? You are dead!
and I wanna get it on with three guys at the same time
It's late, and I've pretty much said everything I have to say to the other cops.
That is true.
And so now it's a Friday, at 7:30, on the bustling island of Manhattan, so...
Now I'm gonna have to pick that risotto up off the ground to eat it.
I might buy the toy made of Chinese lead,
I'm going to veterinary school up at Columbia.
to put those two away for quite some time.
Whoa! What are you doing?
Joe Miletto is not a nice man.
Or I will just suck on a napkin. Holy mama, look at these prices.
Mmm-hmm.
I at least deserve to understand why it's happening.
Great. Who likes shirts?
I just don't understand how this happened.
Good to see you again, Detective.
That usually means we're not gonna... You know.
That's a nice piece. What are we gonna do, have a duel at 10 paces?
No, thank you.
Okay. All right.
It made me feel good about myself!
Hells yes, we are.
Love gun!
She's giving him one more chance to prove that he's not boring.
I have to go home now and watch the Internet.
And we parked our car on Harrison Street to take a look around,
And I am just the husband.
No, no, no, no. You just put in your mouth guard.
as she tramped through the unforgiving terrain.
which is now parked over by the East River,
-and that you stole my boss's property. -No. No.
I am going to get us there quickly, efficiently and with great panache.
I'm strangling in the noose of sameness
Isn't that a little beneath your pay grade?
And here we are.
Oh, my God! Now the bad guys are dressed up like cops.
I have to, like, beg you to have sex with me, like it's a gift!
-Wait right here. -Where are you going?
Your love keeps lifting me
The kids are losing their minds
Hey. Hey! Do you have a computer or a BlackBerry?
They look old and weak.
It's because it's a woman's voice.
Hey, zip your face.
There's nobody here.
That's really nice of you, but I don't think that's gonna close it.
Sometimes you do stuff you don't wanna do.
We don't break our promises!
-What are you talking about? -What am I talking about?
Katy, I don't have time to talk right now. I'll pay you double to stay.
-Pay it! -Okay, fine. Fine. Katy, that's fine.
Mmm.
instead of lighting up for you, so...
-Long Duk Dong. That dude. -Gedde Watanabe.
so we ended up taking somebody else's reservation.
Yeah, be a good girl. Listen to me.
I can't believe, out of hundreds of clients, you remember this one guy.
this routine, and it's...
which is a fight every night.
-so they were very rude to us. -They were so rude! That one guy...
Here we go. Okay, ready? One, two, three, go!
It's about a girl getting her period in the desert.
-But what about me? -Stop arguing. Stop arguing.
Don't move.
Stop yelling at me! I know what I'm doing, all right?
No, it's okay. When he says vagina, he means your face.
That's what I'm talking about.
-Look around. This place isn't us. -Tripplehorn, party of two? Tripplehorn?
which is where we'll be if those cops catch up with us.
What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Everything you're doing, I'm doing in heels.
-It's always been one way! -I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
so I'm gonna give that to you even though it should be a five. Scam.
No, no! Hon, no. Look.
Is that what you call him? That's weird. I don't like that.
-Ah! My neck! He punched my neck! -Oh, my God!
We actually don't have a reservation.
We're not going... Hon, we're not going to get whacked off.
-I believe you're the Fosters. -Thank you.
How about you?
Okay, I am getting seriously pissed off.
Just take it! This guy won't lay off the brakes.
No wonder you couldn't find it. It's on her.
-Let's go. -Okay.
The Tripplehorns may have stolen the flash drive from Miletto,
What?
Oh, my God!
Phil, Claire, this is Natanya. She's Israeli.
A place called The Peppermint Hippo.
Sorry, sir. But, you know, I play this every day with my kids.
No, I think I'm good. I... Wow! I...
Yeah, definitely. Let's start at the realty office,
Come on, if you're gonna spend time with me, you have to earn it.
Oh, yeah. No. It'd be like,
-Mom! -...three.
Oh, God, Phil! Come on!
-we'll do the fast version. -Oh, God.
-Oh, my God. Are you bleeding? -It's the cabernet.
Type in the number here, and vo ilà.
Well, it's the least I can do. I mean, you were so patient with me.
Why did you bring us to the most deserted place in New York?
Okay. You know,
You know what we want.
The story of our life...
No, no, no. I have got an important dinner to get to.
-No, no. No. Night boating. -Night boating?
-And there can be a lot of blood. -Show him where it is!
Sit down. Move. You, too. Move.
We have to pull over. I know you work hard, honey.
Get them out of here.
I'm not feeling whatever they're doing.
-Move over. -Man!
-What're you doing? No, wait. -There we go.
and is probably in need of significant repair,
So can I go inside and start my shift,
Why don't you zip your vagina, Raymond Burr?
Keep on lifting
eating with our good friend Sam-I-Am.
You just took our reservation? Who does that?!