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Well, finally I was like, "... it. I'll sell it."
Well, it was when she was working in New York,
I don't have an "in case." Do you have an "in case"?
Come on. It's trash, like your sign, unless you have this.
And this is where we first kissed.
How about this?
Okay. You know what? I am never,
Well, this is stupid, and I want my money back.
All of us? Yep.
I don't know.
They say three years' salary
"I say, I say, I'll sit on you."
I will walk out of this garage sale with the finest item here.
They're probably worthless. Probably.
Okay. It's because we haven't sold anything.
This leads to me saying the line,
That's when you first met Michael Klump.
Should have burned this place down when I had a chance.
Doors open in three, two, one!
My mom also makes the best salsa
people will get desperate and they're going to pay anything.
I can have my neon guy take a look.
Ah!
Well, we could put it in storage in case.
I think I'm going to run out of gas.
wait what
No, but that's not fair.
I had a great idea until you ruined it.
I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just, you know...
At a gas station.
And you pull out this one, half used.
I was thinking about throwing it in the garbage.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, you definitely need to do that.
Let me tell you about men like him.