Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Half" meaning "half mortal, half god."

- Wake up! - Yo, man, you're such a buzz kill.

Everybody does, just to get away from all that

- Another lotus flower? - No, I'm good. Thank you.

No, he's not my son. He's a stepson. He did not come from these loins.

The temptation to look at me is too hard to resist.

- Okay, that guy was persistent. - Yeah!

When you don't know the answer to the question the teacher asked

Don't comp us. We're not checking in.

or my hungry babies will have to open them for you.

It's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.

Hey. Hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bald-headed freak.

Yeah, he forced her to marry him. Keeps her prisoner.

- Would you like another one? - I'm fine.

You're lucky "goner" isn't the other word anymore, man. You're lucky "goner" isn't the other word anymore, man.

An unprecedented storm cloud has grown to cover most of North America.

Zeus' bolt is the most powerful weapon ever created.

- Aren't we... - I can't remember.

when you beat all the pokemon Games with teams of water types.

- Let's stop for the night! - Yeah.

The park's been closed for an hour. Let's move.

Look, man, I don't want to hear it. Just go.

You sure? Anything that's improved about me?

We have no choice. The Camp.

He must return the bolt to me in 14 days,

Percy Jackson, bring me the bolt!

Authorities in several states are ordering evacuations,

RELEASE HIM OR I SWEAR I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES

he'll kill you and your mother.

What is the proper name of the offspring of a human and a god?

This is always a fun game to watch.

- What? - We have to go. Now.

Luke rigged it!

If you ever want to see your mother again, you will bring me the bolt!

Sooner or later you will open those eyes.

The end of life as you know it.

And he's alive!

I'll stand by you, Percy.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming

What? Look, Perce, your timing is terrible, okay?

Would you prefer that I looked like this?

First, we must train.

Hey! Hey. How did you get up there?

Percy! Don't listen, Percy!

Wishes that never came true.

And I've never had the chance to go on an actual quest.

and the only reason why we escaped the Underworld

Anybody got an extra helmet? Please pass it up.

A threat? Who am I threatening?

Please. We don't have much time.

Don't look, Annabeth! Don't open your eyes!

I can't pee with her watching me.

Zeus came through, and now I'm Senior Protector, First Class, baby.

Look, I don't have the lightning bolt.

Your father was unlike any guy I'd ever seen. He was just dazzling.

My name is Percy Jackson, and I think you might be looking for this.

- Look, I'm not leaving without you. - You have to!

Travel to Olympus, bargain with Zeus.

- Grover. - Hey!

Percy! Annabeth!

You guys gonna kill the man who saved the world?

Thank you, man.

In my world, I'm known as Chiron.

Listen to me right now. you don't talk to your own mom like that Seth, stop act like a spoilt brat

I can see the look of disgust in your eyes, but this existence was not of my choosing.

Which reminds me. You guys

Yeah, a lot. A lot.