Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And isn't that what college is about?

We got zip cuffs, pepper spray,

I'd like to bestow upon you our highest honor...

It was with me the first time I kissed a girl,

from that girl in Loeb who hates parties.

and cover it in fish oil.

You kids about to play ultimate frisbee on the quad?

tighten our belts around here.

I had to talk her through it.

kept my perfect rating, and made enough money

you can buy all the towels in the world!

Consider that party busted.

Sold it on eBay

I'll be cruisin' around campus,

I have no idea.

I'm sorry. You're right.

Tell him it's rough, but the bones are there.

Whoa! That was pretty sick.

Got to clear 'em out before it turns into a P.R. nightmare.

It's between every page of my books!

One more level to go.

Oh, no... I will not jeopardize

Everyone got their riot gear on?

Oh, I've entertained satisfied visitors

I found you on Tripplanner.

Just mow it all! Mow everything!

when they see their friends popping like blisters.

Last order of business...

Okay, it's just some kids from the party.

They're doing a musical production of "New Jack City."

Have you guys not seen this movie?

That sounds reasonable.

What have you done?! My jambox!

I'm looking for one volunteer to enjoy a one-month vacation.

What say we spray them with something a little more fun?

There's only one thing I ask of you.

Everything is on its way. Enjoy your evening.

I got this. I got this.