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Deal with it, you corporate shill.
and why is there an alien in their bunk?
But the past keeps getting clearer every day
You'll know when it's right. Take your time.
Soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero?
Ask her to be your manager and make you famous.
which is his actual name, not Dante.
Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see...
looked me in the eye, and told me that directly.
- (LAUGHTER) - This is all your fault, Matt Bradley.
You know, I...
Uh, Dad, what the hell was that?
Schmoopy. Schmoopaloo. Schmoopy-booper.
Punk is super sexy. I want to see Barry
(CROWD BOOING)
and I'm more of a Jim Varney.
So that's why she's always terrible.
I was teaching my mom about my future in showbiz
His name was R.D. Robb,
like a Balki or a Skippy or a Boner,
that Matt's an attractive, single dude,
There can't be four Coreys!
Ah, I see what's going on here.
She finally loves you back. Mazel tov.
It's the communicator from Quantum Leap.
Oh, yes.
I'll make you eat those words
It should've been me!
And now I'm gone, because I have a dad to strangle.
Aside from the hair, what about the rest?
You are my favorite Adam Goldberg in the world.
I don't care how much those kinds of roles pay.
For sure.
- I'm looking pretty punk rock, right? - Zero.
and scratching off three Urkels and a Potsie.
Maybe she's ready to get back out there.
Do you seriously not know anything about me?