Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis.
she was secretly in love with me, but could never admit it.
- So, you'll sign him? - Absolutely.
What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz
once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey.
By your tone,
Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia.
Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says.
There she is. The girl I know everything about.
You've lost that lovin' feeling
- Me, too. - To your heart
Fine! Will you... (WHISPERING) Teach me?
look like a chiseled, rugged man-star.
I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle
and now I'm broke, thanks to you!
Obviously. That's why she locked me down.
then I will say it.
(GROANS)
No, he's right. These photos are fricking incredible.
I am realizing that he is totally hot.
Being a Corey is a way of life.
- auditioning for a Meatballs sequel? - Okay, let me be clear.
I think people are afraid of me.
You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober.
but if an objective third party
- What was that? - (WHISPERING) Sad. Sad.
ADAM: Where's Bill Murray,
Doesn't my son look like a movie star,
- What do you mean? - There's not a dork, dweeb,
ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down