Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but if an objective third party
There she is. The girl I know everything about.
You've lost that lovin' feeling
then I will say it.
once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey.
You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober.
(GROANS)
ADAM: Where's Bill Murray,
Fine! Will you... (WHISPERING) Teach me?
she was secretly in love with me, but could never admit it.
ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down
Obviously. That's why she locked me down.
I am realizing that he is totally hot.
I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle
He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis.
I think people are afraid of me.
Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia.
- auditioning for a Meatballs sequel? - Okay, let me be clear.
look like a chiseled, rugged man-star.
What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz
- Me, too. - To your heart
and now I'm broke, thanks to you!
- What do you mean? - There's not a dork, dweeb,
Being a Corey is a way of life.
Doesn't my son look like a movie star,
By your tone,
No, he's right. These photos are fricking incredible.
- What was that? - (WHISPERING) Sad. Sad.
Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says.
- So, you'll sign him? - Absolutely.