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I'm a pirate.
- I really think we should. - Geoff, come on.
in what it is you want for me, that you forget what I want.
Stop saying variations of "schmoo" and go away.
He's just lashing out. It's a natural part of the process.
This is Dave Kim, a tiny freshman creeper
Squishie, you're so talented
Yeah, dude is so lucky.
For sure.
I'm sorry, I can't... (GAGGING) Help it.
(GROANS)
I knew it would, Erica Dorothy Goldberg.
and 'cause of the most unexpected people.
I love a good train wreck. Sing it, dude.
- Aw. Because you dress like a lady ghost? - What? No.
- Hold up. You know Edie Robb? - Loosely.
Doesn't matter. I'm in your hands. Mentos me.
Yeah, what was that?
- Larla. - Larla?
- Stop doing what you're doing. - I get it. You're mad.
His name is Dante Kremp, and he lives across the street.
Pops, check out this polo I just shredded.
Can you do that?
I didn't hear all of that.
- Oh, he's Top Gun-ing you. - Oh, God, do not Top Gun me right now.
Say the words out loud, Murray.
the kid who's around here all the time.
she's gonna make you a star.
he's the number-one shmendrick in town.
Pops gave me a master class all about you.
You know what?
- What are you doing? - Nothing.
- No. - I got a lot to learn.