Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's why I'm a Deadhead now.

Okay, that's enough. Just slice the meat.

You must be Paul Sirochman.

ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry nearly lost an eye to punk rock,

- Now it's gone, gone, gone - (ALL BOOING)

I'm not usually known for feeling things,

age 17, who likes Christian Slater,

Listen, I get it.

Time for me to enter the next level of punk

I can do all my own stunts.

Hi, Edie. It's me, Bev, and my gorgeous leading-man boy.

My baby Brando was made for the silver screen.

- Potsie's a personal hero of mine. - You see? I knew it.

But you're the opposite of punk rock.

- I love to schmooze. - Obviously.

Hello? I'm cool like Bakula. He's the whole package.

Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam,

- The one with the teeny head? - Who are these people?

who dresses like Velma from Scooby Doo.

Badass action star, romantic lead, comic relief,

Honey, I don't care about that guy, and neither does anyone else.

I mean, what does my dad always call you?

So, you think I got what it takes?

A lot. You know Booger from Revenge of the Nerds?

Listen, I know I shouldn't have lied to you.

- before it gets in your eyes. - Ow! I touched my eyes!

- Speak up. - It made me sad, damn it,

That you'll never fall in love

So, what are we picturing here?

'cause I'm with Evy now and we're really happy.

Hey, there's my punk-rock sensei.

He's Tom Cruise.

which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%.

even though we know it will hurt.

Yep, and by Air Force law,

- Hey, you. - ADULT ADAM: Or not.

All Adam needs is to get some headshots