Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, you look at me, right in my lazy eye.

Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look.

"in front of the other two Coreys."

They get their pastrami from the same deli guy.

to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse.

- Nope. - It's kind of hard to look at, bro.

I'll make you some note cards.

and he was a man on a mission.

- He's touching his eyes. - Why are you doing that?

ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings

I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief,

He's being emotionally vulnerable, that's hilarious.

- but I'm very confused. - So am I.

- Man? Boy? I'll let you decide. - Hello, Adam.

He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe,

- You look like a pirate, dude. - Your girl won't say it, but we will.

Schmoop de jour.

You know, sometimes you get so caught up

We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. That's not nothing.

is to say that thing you want me to say,

You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man.

ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic.

I'm from Russia. Blue jeans.

Because of you, I got serenaded in front of the whole school.

No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress.

He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew.

She said I'm a Swayze?

about Erica Dorothy Goldberg,

ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration from every leading man I worshipped.

Now I know everything there is to know

With those glasses and that doofy, deer-caught-in-the-headlights look.

and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2.