Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They get their pastrami from the same deli guy.
- You look like a pirate, dude. - Your girl won't say it, but we will.
You know, sometimes you get so caught up
- Man? Boy? I'll let you decide. - Hello, Adam.
He's being emotionally vulnerable, that's hilarious.
Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look.
No, you look at me, right in my lazy eye.
- but I'm very confused. - So am I.
- Nope. - It's kind of hard to look at, bro.
We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. That's not nothing.
(GROANING)
He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew.
- He's touching his eyes. - Why are you doing that?
to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse.
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings
She said I'm a Swayze?
and he was a man on a mission.
I'll make you some note cards.
I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief,
With those glasses and that doofy, deer-caught-in-the-headlights look.
You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man.
ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration from every leading man I worshipped.
Now I know everything there is to know
Because of you, I got serenaded in front of the whole school.
No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress.
about Erica Dorothy Goldberg,
He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe,
I'm from Russia. Blue jeans.
"in front of the other two Coreys."
and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2.
Schmoop de jour.
is to say that thing you want me to say,
ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic.