Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look what you made me do, jagoff.

How much time will we be alone?

Hi, Jason. I love you.

I argue that we choose to be good

Nope. You're right. I didn't.

- for you to admit that... - Mm-hmm.

is because you thought there was a reward

We're meeting tonight to discuss long-term strategy

It's only four people.

You know, technically, that's not sexual harassment

And in the end, Anthony Anderson

If I'm right, the system by which we judge humans...

And I hereby stop avoiding this topic

From the long, nerdy video

What? Did I sell you a drink?

and I want you to move out of my apartment forever

and earn their admiration.

I tore your dress, and then I lied about it.

I'm rude, I'm selfish,

and I think I might be a monster.

Sorry, it's been a crazy month.

like two weeks before 9/11.

of course it is, you ponzi scheme.

You're Watching The Good Place On NBC

And what did I get for it?

I'm actually trying to eat vegetarian.