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Uh, I think he's just laughing
Oh, it's all cold and rubbery!
I get it. The kids would much rather see their friends,
(beeper beeps) oh! And another.
(door closes) oh, hey.
The beeper bayou in trenton?
I'm gonna ride that wave right into retirement.
Or a late one, depending on when your birthday is.
Smash everything she loved,
Oh, my little turkey. (chuckles)
Oh, man.
Oh, it hurts.
It's just north of my vajingo.
¶ I can see the new horizon underneath the blazing sky ¶
Look at me. I'm jazzercising.
Stop mashing the buttons with your giant sausage fingers.
In the world's biggest video-game competition.
Where's your garbage bag full of laundry for my wife to do?
Stop! Stop power walking into my body!
I got fired. It was totally unfounded.
And whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Exactly where the running one is going.
You sell beepers now? No way.
Please stop. If I win,
I need to be knocked motionless by meat and gravy.
And that was only because...
To invest in a garbage barge?
You know, like froggerman or donkey kid.
My mom was about to turn up the heat in jazzercise class.
I love the power glove.
It was magical, and it was mine.
I get to avoid this craziness altogether
First one around the block wins.
(singsong voice) who's ready for some jazzercise?
Ow!
Uncle marvin had something my dad didn't have... Me.
Thanksgiving is a day filled with tradition.
(chuckles) don't even try, all right?
You keep one foot on the ground!
'cause I could have been the champion and won it all...
¶ I can make it, I know I can
Then let me be your groin.
That movie was so awesome!
Consider it an early birthday present, okay?
I told him not to go easy on us.
Looking good, dude.
Adult adam: While my dad was trying to keep his cool with his brother,