Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's wrong with my guy?

Well, it's your loss,

Are you insane?

Because you're terrible.

The man who claims to have invented the rectangle.

But thanksgiving meant the arrival of someone who did.

That's the one thing you've been doing right.

Now I don't have to spend time cooking with you all day.

(both laughing)

And you learn valuable lessons, even though they're dumb.

Why don't you go outside and run and jump like a regular kid?

I didn't realize that.

Play video games, hang out with your dumbass brother.

Well, not today. Help me over to that office chair

We'll be elbow deep in a 20-pound butterball.

That's a deal that can't be broken.

I'm batting? I thought I was pitching.

That you're gonna let me borrow $4,000

And astound him with my total lack of knowledge.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

No. Come on. Feel it.

It's a thanksgiving miracle.

Adult adam: For every family,

(beeper beeps) ooh. I got one.

But what about your football match?

Okay. Are you jealous of anything else?

Let's go. We got a family to feed.

No can do. Gives me finger cramps.

What brings you down to your basement on thanksgiving?