Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're, like, the second smartest guy I know.

It's really hard to say congrats without sounding sarcastic.

Okay, so we've got all the ones

I'm sure that Millicent couldn't keep up with you

gonna get each other presents 'cause we were too busy

She's waiting for me somewhere in Pawnee,

Oh, my God, did that happen to you?

- Hey. - Hey, you're here.

trying to find me a date.

and the combination is a five-letter code

mini curling iron that I gave her.

The scavenger hunt?

for a man-piece. We in business?

and I'm working the late shift of the snow globe museum,

tell me where it is and I can get out of here?

she and I have been together, and hope we luck out

April, you're the old married broad here.

I put an ad on Craigslist:

Quick question about Ann--

Oh, come on, Leslie, gimme a break.

She said you'd be here by noon.

- on Starz HD. - Wow, that's specific.

- How are you? - Well...

How lucky that that happened to you

Okay, so the clue is inside,

I-- uh-- oh, my God.

- She has a date. - You don't know that.

Because she doesn't want me to know.

You don't think that Millicent was my soul mate?

Seriously, I Really hope you guys are very happy! Damnit...

You know, I'm mostly fine being single.

Okay, time for gifts.