Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A few weeks ago, I had this joker.

and prostitution.

And you're not my type anyway.

- Jesus. - Hey, I can't move it

no matter how much you blow on it.

I'm a pilgrim escaping gender persecution.

- You want a beer? - Um...

No need. I smoked it.

So is there anything that you can think of

and there's a space out back that comes with the apartment.

You would have lost everything.

I can always go lower later.

Jesus. What is with this day?

for all of it, huh?

Come on. Come on, open your eyes. Come on!

- How was school today? - Okay.

Ended up in the hospital a couple weeks.

You ran off with an ex-boyfriend.

to intentionally avoid intimacy on an almost daily basis.

No. Uh, I'm good.

Tell her that if you don't work the steps,

from distant shores... Oak Brook.

Sir, yelling isn't gonna solve anything.

And I always win.

You have a lump.

You really want to do that?

It got complicated.

Did you dye it to get it that color?

For another six months.

Help me, uh, put this wheel on this bike.

Did anyone ever try to rob you?

conversation, shared interests.

A girl can dream, right?

Yeah, you can smell it if you want.

I am truly sorry.

Eight blocks north, up by the park.

I can pay it all by the 15th.

Yeah, well, we're friends.

Oh, V, the lawyer said

I'm done with meaningless sexual gratification.

Is that what you spent your Monica money on?

She'd love it, son.

- That was goddamn lame. - Shut it.

We are authorized officers

I was about to carry him into bed,

I was stuck there for, like, an hour

We take Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.

Want me to sell any of that meth?

Uh, January 2011.

- Hey, guys. - Hi.

Kick his ass in Mario Kart.

Can't get soft over the summer.

How about the shit

Two of each. Extra whipped cream.

I can't even remember's bed again.