Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Genuine South Side.

Um, honestly, not much.

So I just walked by the Alibi...

I'm making amends to those people I've hurt.

We were supposed to be there, like, ten minutes ago.

but they changed her shift at Popeyes.

of pursuing academic excellence

Suppose I could get something to eat at school.

When I could tell DCFS that we have a home

I'm a masochist... Not physical pain,

It's actually closer to seven. Hope you're hungry.

is one of the hallmarks of a Hopkins Academy education.

Blonde and bitchy, what can I say?

South Side Chicago's teenage libido

Probably have to be used.

You need caring for like babies.

and then superglue your mouth and eyelids shut

from her date horny and you can be there to step in.

Eight blocks north up by the park

for more Preparation H.

Fuckin' whatever.

Never around when she was alive,

Tuna fish too, but I don't know.

there's nothing they can do for us.

Hello, sir. May I have your ticket?

She only plays Red Army parades on the TV.

Mel, our new landlady, Fiona.

Oh, God, that bugle alarm again?

You're just praying that she comes back

Mad Dog and you had blacked out.

my baby won't ever get taken away from me.

- Nah, I got a new boyfriend. - Oh.

You and I were under the freight tracks.

Preserve America for all those fat-ass coastal elites

if I just left him there like that?

V, we could really use the money.

Your girl's on the phone again.

It's no crazier than you buying the Laundromat,

Can you borrow your brother's truck tomorrow?

Uh, maybe half an hour ago.

- It's nice, huh? - Yeah.

leaky faucets, stuff like that.

- I mean, do you really want to? - Yes.

Got your Monica Franklins.

Thank you. Okay.

This man's a menace.

in a diverse academic environment.

Don't go thinking you can raise our rent, now.

I can apprentice with someone

got over your mother, and now I'm a new man.