Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

consoling him, when all I really wanted
to nurturing loving, responsible,
Good morning, Liam.
How much are you asking?
Uh... we got kind of far along here.
If you choose to entrust us with your child,
That's not true. Miracle on Ice?
One-bedroom apartment.
I gave the rest away to the needy.
on your ex-girlfriend who doesn't want you anymore.
Up at 0530.
you're gonna fuck it up and drink
My welding gear.
Oh, come on.
It came out great, Carl!
You disappear for days. You're banging like bunnies.
Otherwise, get your chorny ass out of my bar.
I'm paying you back, you know, for the rehab.
I'm a cardiologist.
Acceptance, resurrection,
Can I make amends to you guys tomorrow?
Lost ticket pays full price, sir.
Your profile made it seem like you'd be down for this.
spread out in front of me.
I need a sitter tomorrow night because I have a date.
Please watch your language, sir.
in the front seat.
Racial, economic, and cultural diversity
- Never gonna happen. - What?
it'll jog my memory for all the rest.
on what others did to me in the past.
Jesus, Nessa,
A car?
Well, they look a little better when you're drunk.
Yeah, but I'm turning over a new leaf.
What the hell is going on?
Kev doesn't know what he's talking about.
Oh, I can't wait to torture
that I should apologize to you for?
sausage and biscuits,
She broke up with you because of your drinking.
Remember, watch your bevel, and be careful about the width.
Nessa, now.
- What's your type? - Blonde and bitchy.
Whoa.
And maintain control of your rod.
That's nice.
Why did you never buy this place?
Nine hundred.
No, I shoplift them mostly.
and babysit her kid.
- You? - Immigrant
Electric.
and I'm gonna get my balls back.
Yes, ma'am.
Russians aren't really a priority, ma'am.
Bullshit. Thirty-six eighteen an hour?
Great!
Uh, no, but I have a name and address.
Woke up to a guy trying to climb in bed with me once.
and fuck you up?
Sixteen jets and a waterfall. Gets delivered this morning.
Russians always win.