Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gonna pay me back when she can.

so use it wisely.

with my underwear pushed down around my ankles.

Remember that little dog you used to have?

Don't get stuck in this job, kid.

he sent me a dick pic.

Morning, Berta. How was your night?

We strongly discourage parents from allowing children to ride

Gotta be at least five miles.

are you planning on coming to bed,

the three decades your mother had me

You have a lease.

or rent this one out?

What kind of Jell-O you got today?

What'd you used to do?

I want to go to military school.

It's a shithole.

I don't think that's a good idea.

But I can refer you to an excellent oncologist.

What brings you down here to live among the great unwashed?

Yeah, it's not new.

- I'd like to apologize, son. - For what?

Go ahead. Deny it.

was to go home to my own bed.

What about you? Where are you from?

When's the last time you did a self-exam?

hit her on the top of the head with the toilet lid.

Yeah. Lincoln Square lumberjacks are definitely migrating south.

You run to work again?

Gotta raise the colors.

Wh-what kind of car?

You just got sober.

My Juliet beckons.

Uh, there's, uh, alternate side parking on the street,

Vet with PTSD in 2D always has really good weed.

to outsource wiping wrinkly elderly butt to Mexico too.

If you're hoping for renters to show up,

but at 850, I'll have a few bucks left over