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so I can see how it looks?
I know, I'll be careful.
you sure we have enough money
Sir, it's been three hours,
Fork it over, Dad.
You want to go out for a nice dinner tomorrow?
Yep, that's why I only ordered myself
look at what Mommy married,
and toss me in a dumpster,
Chow time! Chow time!
and why did he do that, kids?
You know, besides
All right. Now...
Here it is!
For $225, they let you swallow your tongue
We deserve that money just as much as you two do.
"What are we going to do, Al?"
Let's not let our new-found wealth
All right, $237 split four ways
Isn't this beautiful, kids?
The heat, electricity, the water?
I think I'm getting sexually excited.
Well, what are we gonna do in the meantime?
God, this is great.
and more often, I might add.
for $237.
[DOOR SLAMS]
Bud?
and we'll dine like royalty.
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