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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take a look at Mr. Mallet's work.
-Okay, let's go. -All right.
Oh, that's my Mallet mojo, baby!
Keen attention to those nipples, that's good.
Uh-huh.
So...I don't have anyone to let me down.
Well, sure.
(chuckles)
You got the Mallet mojo in ya, huh?
I'll take the stupid art class.
So what's goin' on is, your dad is a cheating son of a bitch.
Kel, there's some things
KELLY: Ladies and gentlemen,
Excuse me. (chuckles)
-Oh. -...they taste white.
(birds chirping)
Plus, my nan makes the best chocolate chip cookies.
Maybe I am just a delinquent
Mm-hmm?
Like, uh, this weekend maybe?
What others? Name names.
I expected more from you.
I don't want to ogle you on my way out.
You know, this could be a great opportunity
Workin' on a Christmas tree farm is a thinking man's game.
I like that art is just for me, you know?
-Are you serious? -Yes.
Mm.
and thank you for flying Mallet Air.
(energetic ring tone plays from cell phone)
(chuckles) I was an art history minor.
I'm not gonna paint daisies with a bunch of old fogies.
I'd be even happy
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