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- What was your business? - Import-export.
I have a little girl. I don't get to see her often enough.
You've got bug eyes.
Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.
[Chattering]
Bankfarter's not so bad. It sounds German.
I am your new friend, so suck it!
but we'll definitely do it sometime, you know, in the future.
It was worth it.
Because you dye your mustache blonde doesn't mean it's gone.
- What are you guys talking about? - Oh, we were just...
As a parent, I can read the signs, you know?
That's a lot of boys
You get it now? Your relationship with your interns is a sham.
OK, enough waving. You wave too much. You abuse waving. Go.
- Where've you been? - Nowhere!
Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter.
Is this seat taken?
That doesn't make any sense. Hank's an electrician.
Now talk to it!
You seem to be developing a rapport with your interns.
[Tiny squeak]
- And you are not funny. - I'm very funny.
Have you been following me around all day dressed like an intern?
unless they're particularly hysterical.