Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.

Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?

- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.

It just got interesting, people!

And that meant one thing:

Import heroin into my bloodstream,

[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,

You're smart, you're loyal,

There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!

There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital:

The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,

So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.

Then he goes right to the look-away.

- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!

I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice

I hate ya, Charlie.

OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.

Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.

Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.

I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.

You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.

When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.