Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I went ahead and brought your ATM card and a heroin sandwich.

[J.D.] I think it's always easier to be a jerk than a good guy.

- I'm not a doctor right now. - You're still wearing scrubs.

You're smart, you're loyal,

I hate ya, Charlie.

I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck.

[J.D.] As I went to the men's room, praying he only had to go onesies,

- One little problem... - Oh, my God! Just give me the drugs!

And that meant one thing:

I bet nobody laughed, but you didn't notice

It just got interesting, people!

Whatever. If it wasn't funny, why did they all laugh?

OK, we're off the property. Now let's talk.

Sir, I'd love to chat, but it's already eight. I gotta rock and roll.

Import heroin into my bloodstream,

The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top,

There was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital:

When you're an intern, you get treated like crap.

There's a guy waiting to have his spleen removed!

You guys are fine. You're doing a good job.

Then he goes right to the look-away.

Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.