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and he's here to remove your goatee.
Daphne, ketchup!
Cute.
Oh, my God! You actually did something nice for me!
Let us not forget the understated coffee mug we're carrying.
Anyway, we're discontinuing your fellowship.
Unfortunately, your door handle doesn't work from the inside,
The thing is, it's Jenny's sixth birthday on Monday,
That's all that you have to say?
I have had someone else's fingers in four, count 'em, four,
# I can't do this all on my own
Be honest. I promise, absolutely no ramifications.
So tell me something, Carla, has she invited you to her new hospital, hmm?
Yes. And you're a terrible teacher. I'm not prepared to operate on anyone.
Wait, don't leave me!
- What're you doing? - Nothing!
Earlier, I made a killer "one-pump mocha" joke. Everybody laughed.
[Turk] Yes!
...ahh, you know. [Chuckles]
I have had someone else's fingers in four, count 'em, four,
Ladies and gentlemen, that is quality Crack Addict Theater!
Seriously, if you tell, I will never trust you again with anything.
He leads off with the chin quiver.
Hey, guys. What's going on?
Turk, I'm gonna go get some coffee. Want one?
Talk about your Mission: Impossibles.
# I'm no Superman #
I can feel your hatred like a cool spring breeze.
OK, gang, I'll meet you up in Radiology to talk about Mr. Heath's CAT scan.
Wake up and smell the urinal I haven't cleaned in years!
Mmm. That's headed right to our joint colon!
And for God sakes, will somebody wake up Gloria?
His tumor's getting so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor"!
- Nice to see you, sir. - You as well.