Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[J.D.] As for me, I already knew exactly what the truth was.
- Remember that, Elliot? - Yeah, I remember. Ha-ha.
- One, two, three! - "First do no harm"!
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
My favorite part is when you said, "Screw her!" and stormed out!
- [Slurps] - Ahh!
It's... it's hard to get a job, you know?
- No, she didn't. - [Both laughing]
and thank God I'm alive. I'd hug you, but I...
[EIliot screams]
Hey, lamb chop. Crazy story. I was...
The Janitor was wrong.
I knew I shouldn't have had that chimichanga.
I'm tired. Maybe he is from the International Pretentious Association,
Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy.
She wanted to work here. Let her see what it's like to work here!
[J.D.] Gloria...
I have to... you know...
Awful.
Except for Mr. Woodson in 302. He's got that rectal tear...
- Oh, my God! You kept a secret! - I know!