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I'm gonna put Plexiglas down the middle of the car
How many janitors does it take to change a light bulb? Two.
Hello?
However, that's a risk I'm sure willing to take.
[Speaking German]
That patient's tumour is so big it's starting to look like a threemor..
- [EIliot screams] - [Coffee splashes]
That was nice. Why don't all of you just wave!
Look, your jokes kind of suck, and when I laugh, you pick me to do procedures.
And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear.
I was thinking I'd come by and visit you tomorrow.
Case closed.
I borrowed it from my brother. He's a stripper.
Yeah, I usually pretend we're doing something else.
He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain!
No! But I looked up to you!
you've shattered my preconceived notions about Chicanos!
I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-Freud.
I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.
which simply means that if we're in a fiery crash,
Look, Carla, I didn't want you to come here because, well...
I'm not sure how people go about doing nice things...
No, they'll be merciless.
J.D.! Ketchup!
but Turk got on my case about my interns!
Ahh.
Thanks to you, for the rest of my career I have the worst nickname!
My God, you got that saliva on your lip that says you know something juicy!
[EIliot sighs]
She doesn't want you guys embarrassing her.
Jordan! Oh.
Hey! They have names.