Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain!

That was nice. Why don't all of you just wave!

I was thinking I'd come by and visit you tomorrow.

Look, Carla, I didn't want you to come here because, well...

She doesn't want you guys embarrassing her.

Yeah, I usually pretend we're doing something else.

No, they'll be merciless.

Hey! They have names.

I'm gonna put Plexiglas down the middle of the car

which simply means that if we're in a fiery crash,

My God, you got that saliva on your lip that says you know something juicy!

No! But I looked up to you!

I borrowed it from my brother. He's a stripper.

That patient's tumour is so big it's starting to look like a threemor..

How many janitors does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

[Speaking German]

Thanks to you, for the rest of my career I have the worst nickname!

I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse.

However, that's a risk I'm sure willing to take.

I'm not sure how people go about doing nice things...

Look, your jokes kind of suck, and when I laugh, you pick me to do procedures.

- [EIliot screams] - [Coffee splashes]

but Turk got on my case about my interns!

you've shattered my preconceived notions about Chicanos!

I was going to be a psychiatrist, but I was a-Freud.

And then finally, he squeezes out one single... tear.