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Jealousy's an ugly color, Bankfarter
You know what, I want the laughter back!
I'm in here! You can't see me!
different orifices today.
Everybody kisses the ass of the person above them.
Turkelton? You've dealt with him before.
That patient's tumor is so big, it's starting to look like a "threemor."
Jordan, you have to make other friends in this place.
We are in a hospital, man.
- Really? - No! See your death!
- What's the dish? - I gotta go.
I was taking a bus to my plane ticket, there was an accident,
different orifices today.
[J.D.] I had to skedaddle because today was burger day in the caf.
And for God's sake, will you be a man?!
- [gust of wind] - [Chair squeaks]
Oh.
The only respite I get is when we're making love
I was gonna be a doctor, but I didn't have the patients.
when you think you're being funny.
I need your support right now, Carla!
I was gonna be a baker, but I couldn't raise the dough.
- I can't believe I don't have a job! - Is that even yours?